WATCHMEN HAS A NEW FINAL POSTER
02.02.09
Update your files, because Watchmen has a new final poster. I’m starting to think this thing just might catch on. Oh look, and here’s another… uh… thing. There you have it, I’m pretty much out of things to say about this movie.
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“No More Masks” is the rallying cry of the We-Hate-Rocky-Dennis club.
Are you running out of things to write about this movie?
Doctor: “Now, what do you see here?”
Patient: “Two Rorshach’s looking the same direction”
“No More Masks” probably hurt Jim Carrey’s career.
No More Masks?
But how will I rape?
Speaking of final posters, how many freaking times today am I gonna comment on a post you guys left ten minutes ago?
“No More Masks” is what a Bostonian yells about all the Muslim places of worship that have been popping up.
Carla Gugino’s playing Alice?
I hope yellow-and-black doesn’t become the new red-and-black.
Big Up PD. I made a call and apparently you eat ass like a champ.
Not to be confused with the signs for discounted Nomar masks in Woucester.
Donk, thats “No mow-ah Masks” Ya fackin quee-ah
I’ll take Bruce Valanche in the S&M Mask for the block, Tom…
“No More Masks” is the easiest way to say that the former shortstop for the Boston Red Sox is preparing some window trimming to be painted.
You wicked tossah, Burnsy.
“No More Aks” is what black people say when the cops question them.
NOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I can’t wait to see the 6 more new final FINAL FINAL Watchmen posters that will come out between now and the movie’s release.
They’re trying to market the hell out of this movie.Fox really wants their money NOW.Rorshach’s vibrator looks intimidating.
Crappy – you have FB mail.
That message was in no way inspired by your vibrator reference, BTK.
WOOHOO!! SOMEBODY LOVES ME!!
is the comedian being played by raul julia?
Yarg! Can’t do it. Already have vacation plans around that time. But, Vegas on March 6th. B-day Bacchanal.
I would rather watch men at the urinal.
hey, they’re making a watchmen movie?!?!?!
I like to watch men smack each other on the cock.
Oh joy. Glad that tidbit of genious is at the top of the page.
Well then you’re in luck crappy, cuz there’s a new up about just that.
Bend over, Abigail May, because HERE COMES THE GRAVY PIPE.
Better to have it up there instead of on your tombstone.
Just what I needed – for this movie to do more cock-teasing. Like I don’t get enough of this teaching freshman English.
“Please sir, if I don’t get a B instead of a B- I’ll lose my scholarship and have to return to working at the Nike soccer-ball factory in Bangledesh and my uncles will throw acid on me to wipe away the family shame!”
Yeah, okay, calm down sweetheart…I know a line when I hear one.