MEL GIBSON IS… COLONEL SANDERS
02.24.09
Everyone knows Mel Gibson is a batshit crazy Jew hater. But on the other hand, he made this funny fake movie trailer (for “The Colonel”) last night on Kimmel. Hmm, tough one, but I think I’ll forgive him. I mean, it’s not like he hates puppies.
[hat tip, gun fingaz: Cinematical]
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Secret ingredient: Sugar from tits.
Colonel Mel’s chicken bucket doubles as a KKK hood
I wondered why Mad Mel was sporting this ‘tache and beard on the appeal for the recent wildfires in Victoria. Now i know. My life is complete.
This movie would be huge in Japan.
Colonel Mel’s chicken is “Kike lickin’ good”
Oh Mel…remember when you didn’t look like Jeff Fahey?
What can he say, Mel likes his Jews like he likes his chicken.
Damn chickionists. That’s why we have wars, you know.
no pigs in the clip, seems pretty kosher to me.
Eat mor chikin, drink mor likr, drive mor carz, kill mor jewz.
Mel’s mantra.
Mel’s fried chicken the original 11 secret herbs and spices, plus frankincense and myrrh.
Plus, it also has a “has.”
What’s the matter Colonel Sanders? Jewish?
mel doesnt really hate jews, he’s just slightly put out by the fact they killed jesus.
I say, I say, the secret is frying the chicken in jew oil
I’m disappointed the trailer didn’t show a clip of the chickens dragging their frylator up Calvary hill.
….or the 22 minute scene of Roman sentries whipping potatoes.
*chodin exits chicken coop wearing a chicken’s throat around his cock*
Fuck the goat skin, chicken neck is where it’s at, ya’ll.
Mel’s Colonel Sanders prefers his chicken baked in gas powered ovens over deep fried.
I’m so going to hell.
Mel Gibson’s chickens are all rather bony. And tattooed.
J – I was just about to make that joke. I was planning on being a bit more subtle than that, though.
The real Colonel Sanders is rolling over in his grave righ- oh wait…the real Colonel Sanders is too fat to fuck, let-alone roll over.
Colonel Sanders’ rage comes from his failed career as a shochet.
What makes Mel Gibson’s fried chicken so special? One word – Passion.
I heard an urban legend that Colonel Gibson uses eugenically altered chickens.
The secret recipe is “love and trust”. You love the chicken and then trust that it will fucking kill you in a matter of days.
Sorry Stone. I’ve been out of the game around here for so long that I’ve lost my sense of subtlety and all tact I may have once had.
Not to mention humor.
I hear Queen Latifah washes her face with the secret recipe and then douches with special sauce.
Mel’s Colonel Sanders KFC serves their potato wedges in the shape of Swastikas.
This trailer was secretly sponsored by Popeye’s.
KFC is secretly owned by Al Qaeda.
Popeye’s is secretly owned by the Mossad.
Connect the dots, people!
*chodin pops up from under bed covers*
chodin: “I need to know: what’s the secret recipe?!?”
Nature Boy Ric Flair: “Chode, you need to yank my balls as hard as you can, immediately after I giggle. Got it!?”
Instead of “Finger Lickin’ Good,” Mel Gibson’s Colonel Sanders KFC’s slogan is “Arbeit Macht Fryer.”
New up, poultry pounders.
i predict this clip will be bigger than hitlers gas bill
This could turn out to be the beginning or a career renaissance for Mel. Getting in touch with a young, hip audience could open some new film opportunities.
I predict we’ll be seeing a RomCom in the future for Mr. Gibson.
So that’s the face Gibson makes when he eats jews? huh…now we know.