02.11.09 THAILAND IS AWESOME, PART THE MILLIONTH

So these guys play basketball like the Pistons?

The shot clock counts up the number of shells.

In a game where you play for life and death THERE IS ONLY ONE RULE!

(No travelling).

This is way awesomer than that other movie called “Fireball”, about a plumber who eats flowers and assaults turtles.

You should see what the guys in the wheelchair parkour karate basketball movie can do.

Donk, no travelling? Count the entire Cleveland Cavs starting lineup out.

Donk – I see them rollin’. I batin’.

I’ve got brand new fire balls, but that is entirely different.

They all wear Air Jaas.

All the players on my fantasy fireball team are dead.

I don’t like watching the games as much as the halftime shows with the Rakah Gulls.

Chris Brown thinks this would be a perfect date movie.

Where the hell is everyone today? That’s fine. I don’t need validation. **runs off crying**

I don’t see anything the Trotters couldn’t handle.

Bill Laimbeer just held a press conference describing this movie as “fine, if you like girly romantic comedies.”

*Picks up old joke, dusts it off, plays it to see if it still works*

There are no winners in Thailand.

Vince, since it’s a slow day please give me some advice.

Do you fry your General Tso’s chicken once or twice?

*Follows in Donk’s dicksteps*

Donovan McNabb didn’t even know you could have a Thai in Fireball.

Karate Basketball is generally a black Thai affair.

It’s better than Thai Alai.

@Dooter

You dip the chicken in corn starch slurry, deep fry it, then throw it in the wok with the sauce and veggies, if so desired.

Karate Basketball is no fun because Cobra Kai always wins.

Karate Basketball is no fun because the players just wander aimlessly around the court trying to catch purple dragons.

Maybe you guys would be more interested in hockey if they moved really fast and fought each other and had weapons like big sticks and dangerous projectiles…

I’m here for you, Vance.

@Vince,

Next time fry it half way once, drain and fry one last time.

You’ll never go back to only once. Trust me.

It would have been funnier if I had typed “Thai” instead of “Karate.” Whatever, screw this.

*Goes back outside to wait for the postman to bring “The Wackness*

*Sigh*

In Thailand, putting the ball in the hoop is easy… but only because its a 5 foot rim.

In Thailand, they don’t call it Parkour, they call it “looking for an unoccupied cardboard box to sleep in”

So I guess all the large black men in Thailand play what, ping pong?

New, terrifying up.

I like Thai Fireballs, but I always order them ‘one star’.

Spuds McKenzie had two roles in this film, dog in scene and dog in the daily special at the catering truck. It is Thailand.

No rules? Surely there’s a 3 second rule or else things would be utter chaos.

Lamar Odom says:

“Still better than playing with Kobe”