02.26.09 IT’S GAY WOLVERINE! ER, GAYER WOLVERINE!

You can’t see what’s written on the back of that dude’s head. I think it’s:

Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left,Right,A,B,B,A, Start.

That’s the code Nintendo Power claims will make you “Poon Repellent”.

Some people say that the love between me and my uncle is forbidden, but we just get drunk and say fuck ya’ll.

I’m opening up a meat market called “Meat Fighter”.

G’head. Try to beat my meat.

With the absence of any venting holes in that mask, I sure the inside of it smells like cock breath.

What happens in Vega, stays in Vega.

I always thought Vega was Spanish, not a Filipino Ladyboi.

The movie blog that will take my retarded brother fishing?
Sure, but will you find his baseball?

He calls himself “Taboo” after the perfume he wears.

OK, it’s “Tabu” but spelling is not his strong point.

^or perhaps he got his discount perfume at a mall kiosk.

Dollars to doughnuts says Michelle has cut eye holes in a hair net for a mask and used cake decorating spatulas as the claw to terrorize her coworkers pretending she’s Vega.

It’s nice to see the budget called for aluminum foil wrapped claws as opposed to Krylon Silver Metallic painted claws. It’s all in the details.

This movie’s gonna be fucking great.

What does “dollars to donuts” mean exactly? Like if I win, I get a dollar, but if you win, you get my donuts? How is that fair?

That sure is a fancy splatter guard.

Taboo cannot execute the Flying Suplex.

Well, at least without trying to fuck you.

What the fuck do I look like, Vince? A sexy movie blogger? I just use shit I hear other people say to sound smarter.

That sure is a fancy splatter guard.

Taboo – the forbidden fruit.

Pauly, Taboo can execute it wiffout trying to fuck you but only if you are Cammy or Chun Li or another of the vagina endowed street fighters. If you’re a dude, you’re getting fucked.

I bet dollars to Burger King Burger Shots that Zangief was a big Russian dyke.

It works like this – I bet you a dollar that I can carry a dozen donuts and two cups of coffee.

C’mon, I can’t be the only person who has ever heard that phrase, can I?

::crosses fingers::

Please let me be the only one. I wanna be famous like the dipshit that started the “pwn” phenomenon.

I’ve heard the phrase many times, I was just curious of its origin. Maybe I could ask Justin Marks to write a script about it.

I like to live on the edge. I bet dollars to bear claws.

Hairdouken sent in by Pauly, not sure where he got it

Pauly got the haircut at Great Clips on Second and Main and the tattoo he got from his friend that works at Hot Topic.

And they say you can’t buy style….

Economically speaking, at the phrase’s inception, one can assume donuts cost far less than one dollar. Therefore, betting a dollar to a donut referred to odds.

Today, however, the phrase is primarily used by aging kid touchers who masturbate too much and occasionally cry themselves to sleep.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/bulletin_board/56/messages/695.html

It’s okay, I’ll do all the heavy lifting. I don’t want any more kids.

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Mind the gap.

It’s okay, I’ll do all the heavy lifting. I don’t need my nuts to function correctly anyway.

BTK, a “dollars to doughnuts” bet is one with a payout schedule of 1:0.

*star flies behind Donk’s head*

:::The more you know:::

That’s hitting pretty close to home, Stone. What the fuck did I do to you already today?

You can’t see what’s written on the back of that dude’s head. I think it’s:

Up,Up,Down,Down,Left,Right,Left,Right,A,B,B,A, Start.

I think you’re right, and that it’s written in binary.

Let’s focus on the doughnuts not the hole, people!

Unless you are Taboo, then you can focus on the hole.

Huh? If you click on the pictures, they get bigger?

This newfangled interweb is fucking sweet!

That’s hitting pretty close to home, Stone. What the fuck did I do to you already today?

Made me crave donuts. Touche’.

Holy crap – I was right about the odds thing? I totally pulled that out of my ass…

The part about J being a kid toucher, though – that I knew. I still haven’t told mom yet, just like you asked…