As a bonus Sunday post, I give you Crispin Glover’s 1989 video for “Clowny Clown Clown,” and after the jump, Nic Cage’s Japanese ad for Sankyo. I could try to give you more context than that, but it’s Crispin Glover and Nic Cage. There is no context.
[sources: Cracked and Ohhaveyouseenthis]
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stop posting on the weekend, it’s distracting
“It started badly, it tailed off a little in the middle and the less said about the end the better, but apart from that it was excellent.”
Those two were friends in high school. Really.
Trying to put Crispin Glover in context is like trying to teach a shark how to grow legs.
Worst audition tape ever. I’m glad Daft Punk didn’t let Cage join.
All this and more in my 672-page report, Why Nic Cage Should Be Deported.
oh yeah i remember this. Crispin even went on David Letterman in character as Mr. Far, gave a really awkward interview. He was saying how strong he was, doing karate kicks, chewing gum, wearing sunglasses, and scratching his beard.
Happy Birfday, btw. You still have the same bday as Chuck Palahniuk.
I think Mr. Glover owes some back royalties.
That was clearly based on my biography. Well, except for the getting the girl part. But all the rest yeah.
Crispin Glover boiled his Blackberry to make a tea.
Crispin Glover is honored to accept his Oscar tonight for his leading role in my nightmares.
Rap music hasn’t been the same since Crispin Glover left the field.
One of the greatest things I’ve ever seen was an early 80′s after-school special called The Best of Times. It had Crispin Glover and Nic Cage.
At one point, Nic Cage wore overalls with no shirt and performed a song and dance number to “9 to 5.” At a car wash. I shit you not.
Belated birthday wishes, Postguy. Sorry, I’ve been out all weekend celebrating Cupcake Dog’s historic win.
Hopefully this will help smash some barriers and lead toward a brighter future for everyone. Cupcakes for all!!!
gloves and cages… sounds like my last sexual encounter…
Crispin Glover is my density
I had Crispin Glover fuck my Mom so pictures of me will never fade away.
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE OSCARS?????
Vince’s Worst Picture cleans up, dead guy wins an award, Evan Rachel Wood bones a corpse … the same old shit.
Michael J Fox started showing early signs of Parkinson’s shortly after this video was produced………coincidence? i think not.
I hope Mickey Roarke is comforted knowing that the last chance he will ever have to win an Oscar was sacrificed so Sean Penn could deliver a politically correct speach.
first his face melts, then loki dies and now fucked at the oscars………his career has only one direction left, head to jacko’s wonderland ranch to finger kids.
The only thing that can comfort Mickey Rourke is a belt-sander, some alligator clips and a length of barbed wire.
This thread is full of commies and homo lovers.
So which one are you, Bubb?