02.09.09 SETH ROGEN IN THE OTHER MALL COP MOVIE

This Mall Cop takes you to see that judge at the food court.

It looks like Seth Rogen ate Kevin James.

G’mornin guys whats u… Holy shit look at those jugs!!

That cleavage is all the trailer i need to go see this movie ASAP.

Will someone, anyone, please tell Seth Rogen how to remove a woman’s bra. I’m seriously sick of watching love scenes where the only tits flopping around are his.

The success of this movie will either prove or disprove my theory that the size of the box office haul for a film is directly proportionate to the size of the Jewfro an Apatow star is sporting.

This just falls into the grand tradition of duos like Saving Private Ryan and Thin Red Line, or Tombstone and Wyatt Earp, or Jungle Fever and Monster’s Ball.

So, the butt shot in The House Bunny was a body double???!?!? THAT’S NOT FARIS!

I’d fuck Anna Faris until she had to be surgically unfused from my pubes.

@Burnsy–also Driving Miss Daisy and The Accused. That’s a fun double-feature.

/Maybe not on the first date.

The marginally funny, airbrain, ditzy schtick has run it’s course. Show us your tits or GTFO.

I’d physically fuck my way through Kevin James, just to get to Anna Faris.

“My dick is brown mutherfucker”

Same here. Different reason.

I’m shocked that Anna Faris played a Bunny for a whole movie without a cleavage shot that good. For shame, Hollywood.

I threw the extra “c” in shtick just to make sure Firefox’s spell check was up to speed.

fuck a duck

So is the mall cop movie going to become the new zombie movie. Can’t wait for three of these uninspired pieces of shit to come out every year.

Wow, special effects have gotten really good, because those aren’t Anna Faris’ tits.

@JHC–For real, Mr. H. Christ. Jennifer Love Bacon refused to show her rack and now she’s pudgy. Coincidence? Fuck and no.

They should have named it: A Tale of two titties.

@Crapbasket–the new zombie mall cop movie will be announced in 5, 4, 3 . . .

/It’s a metaphor.

@Mr. D–not to be confused with Breast Men: A Sale of Two Titties.

@Me–or A Tail and Two Kitties. If I had ever had anal with one girl and regular with two others, it would be about that.

The Apatow sex scene rules strike again.

If I was an actual mall cop, I think I’d just drink Orange Julius’ all day and pop boners outside JC Penney.

Wait a minute: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING COP TO DO THAT!

*revs van and peals out*

Ten bucks says “Mall Madness: The Movie” comes out a month or two after the Ouija Board movie.