After the jump, I’ve got the red-band trailer for Observe and Report, a mall-cop comedy from Foot Fist Way director Jody Hill starring Seth Rogen and Anna Faris. It’s a real shame that Paul Blart came out earlier and stole their thunder, but not surprising considering it looks like in this one they at least bothered to write a script instead of just filming Kevin James’s pants falling down for two hours.
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This Mall Cop takes you to see that judge at the food court.
It looks like Seth Rogen ate Kevin James.
G’mornin guys whats u… Holy shit look at those jugs!!
That cleavage is all the trailer i need to go see this movie ASAP.
Will someone, anyone, please tell Seth Rogen how to remove a woman’s bra. I’m seriously sick of watching love scenes where the only tits flopping around are his.
The success of this movie will either prove or disprove my theory that the size of the box office haul for a film is directly proportionate to the size of the Jewfro an Apatow star is sporting.
This just falls into the grand tradition of duos like Saving Private Ryan and Thin Red Line, or Tombstone and Wyatt Earp, or Jungle Fever and Monster’s Ball.
So, the butt shot in The House Bunny was a body double???!?!? THAT’S NOT FARIS!
I’d fuck Anna Faris until she had to be surgically unfused from my pubes.
@Burnsy–also Driving Miss Daisy and The Accused. That’s a fun double-feature.
/Maybe not on the first date.
The marginally funny, airbrain, ditzy schtick has run it’s course. Show us your tits or GTFO.
I’d physically fuck my way through Kevin James, just to get to Anna Faris.
“My dick is brown mutherfucker”
Same here. Different reason.
I’m shocked that Anna Faris played a Bunny for a whole movie without a cleavage shot that good. For shame, Hollywood.
I threw the extra “c” in shtick just to make sure Firefox’s spell check was up to speed.
fuck a duck
So is the mall cop movie going to become the new zombie movie. Can’t wait for three of these uninspired pieces of shit to come out every year.
Wow, special effects have gotten really good, because those aren’t Anna Faris’ tits.
@JHC–For real, Mr. H. Christ. Jennifer Love Bacon refused to show her rack and now she’s pudgy. Coincidence? Fuck and no.
They should have named it: A Tale of two titties.
@Crapbasket–the new zombie mall cop movie will be announced in 5, 4, 3 . . .
/It’s a metaphor.
@Mr. D–not to be confused with Breast Men: A Sale of Two Titties.
@Me–or A Tail and Two Kitties. If I had ever had anal with one girl and regular with two others, it would be about that.
The Apatow sex scene rules strike again.
If I was an actual mall cop, I think I’d just drink Orange Julius’ all day and pop boners outside JC Penney.
Wait a minute: YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE A FUCKING COP TO DO THAT!
*revs van and peals out*
Ten bucks says “Mall Madness: The Movie” comes out a month or two after the Ouija Board movie.
Judd has areolaphobia.
Just because Anna is doing an Apatow movie doesn’t mean she’s off the hook for making all those Freidberg and Seltzer movies.
Now, if she threw in 20 minutes of “whatever you want” time, I’d be willing to
not ever watch those movies in the first placelook the other way.Fuck that asshole Judd. Anybody who thinks bacon is a sin can go get fucked.
I’m sure the romantic element was necessary for the story, but it doesn’t look like Rogen needs more food-courting.
Prolly should have called it “Milk”.
I would spray her with a sample or two as she walked into the store, gnome sayin?
Hmmm, guess I should be talking about Seth not Judd, huh? Bah! Jews all look alike.
I don’t hook up with chicks who work makeup counters.
You want to know why? Because they’re usually poor, that’s why.
They should have called it “Jew-wanna suck on these titties?”
I’d like to check out her GAP, gnome sayin?
New up yours