I’m still on the fence when it comes to loving Family Guy or hating it (it’s hard to judge something where half the jokes make you laugh and the other half make you want to punch yourself). Regardless, I’ve always gotten the feeling that Seth MacFarlane would rather be making broadway musicals (take that for what you will). Recently, he went on Fox’s Talk Show with Spike Ferestein [Editor's note: What? Who?] to sing this mildly amusing musical number. “Valentine’s in Hollywood” references topical matters like Lindsay Lohan’s lesbionity, Tom Cruise’s gayness, and Angelina Jolie’s labia. No matter how you feel about Seth MacFarlane, you have to admit he has a ridiculous voice. Hard to imagine it coming out of a guy in his early 20s like he was when he started. It’s actually terrifying. Imagine getting served coffee by a guy who looks like Shia LaBeouf but has Harry Shearer’s voice. I’d probably just get scared and hit it with a shovel (always my first instinct).
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Thank god I can’t see this. I’d rather perform charity than watch anything by this guy. Honest to god! Charity!
Although I can’t see this, I’m sure it’s just like that one time that Barry White sung about Mia Angelo’s snatch.
Agreed. At last I’m pleased our work firewall blocks streaming media. I’ll take South Park’s “Tom Cruise won’t come out of the closet” scene over this any day….
It has catchy lyrics and a good beat.
I’ll give it a seven, Dick.
I’d grudge-fuck McFarlane’s funny. But then I’d steal its wallet and tell it to get the hell out before I call the cops.
Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg think Seth McFarlane’s jokes are way ahead of their time.
The fact that he chose to do a spinoff of the Cleveland character instead of Quagmire says everything I need to know about Seth.
I could never get into Family Guy.
Wait, what Burnsy? (to your second post)
If Norm MacDonald and Donnie Osmond had a butt-baby, Seth McFarlane would be what it looks like.
I like Family Guy. There. I said it.
orclad, FOX will soon air a spinoff called Cleveland, about the character. You know, instead of the one funny character.
I like Family Guy. Inane, simple, uncomplicated humor is nice sometimes. Not everything has to be Office/30 Rock/FOTC, eh? My bar is set pretty low though, if something can get three/four guffaws in a half hour, it’s in my line up.
Oh, and I am stoked about Dimitri Martins show starting tonight. His stand up special alomst had me coughing up blood.
My sense of humor is too sophisticated for Family Guy.
Wild ‘n Out with Nick Cannon is more my cup ‘o tea. He’s hilarious.
Do you have to have a family to wathc Family Guy?
Cause I made my family disappear.
Also, because I can’t watch any of the videos, I feel like that kid that had the knock off Legos that didn’t fit with regular Legos. He just had to do his own shit off on his own and be the asshole.
Well, I still love you, Erswi. It’s ok.
You’re a magician lPauy? OOO! OOOOOO! I know how you did it, a trapdoor in the stage, right? Or, you cut them up and fed them to pigs! yA ya! PIGS!
SeeYouNextTuesday, you stick to your Nick Cannon.
My Mom’s letting stay up late Saturday night to watch Snick’s All That.
Crap, it was the Michael Bay of Pigs illusion. Very difficult.
If you search on, “broadway,” “musical,” and “McFarlane,” Google calls you a homo with a lowest common denominator sense of humor.
I get to watch All That and Kenan and Kel.
AWWWWW HERE GOES!
Whether or not I agree with Vince and Burnsy about their opinions of Family Guy, I think we can all agree that people who quote Stewey regularly need to be shot out of a fucking cannon (at Nick Cannon, preferably).
Say swear, son? Is that after Roundhouse or Salute Your Short? Mom says I can’t stay up for Are You Scared of the Dark cause then I have nightmares and try to climb into bed with her and dad.
David Lynch doesn’t get Family Guy.
He just doesn’t get it.
Burnsy, you really find Quagmire that funny? I don’t think Cleveland is hilarious or anything but Quagmire’s pretty annoying for the most part.
hey pauly, did you call la migra on your familly?
bex remeber to hit f5 before adding some comments :(
^pfft, lazy Messicanz
Well folks, I think I’m gonna go eat a pork chop and fuck my hand. BRB!
Erswi, I love you more now. More than Eibz.
SeeYouNextTuesday,
Your Mom is a bitch.
Love,
Pauly
I think we can all agree that people who quote Stewey regularly need to be shot out of a fucking cannon
Blast!
I was watching Family Guy the other day, and the last time I laughed hard like that was when I watching the OJ trial..
[enter courtroom]
Jury Foreman: We find the defendant, Orenthal James Simpson, not guilty…
Pauly: [erupts with laughter] Oh shit, Juice! You should have seen your fucking face! You thought you were SO going to prison forever, huh? [continues laughing]
Family Guy is kind of like my cousin after I’ve had three beers…I mean, I’m lookin’, I’m lookin’ don’t get me wrong, it’s just that I know I shouldn’t be paying attention.
McFarlane is a fucking liar, I can assure you that Valentine’s in Hollywood has waaayyy more dead hookers in it. Way more.
Is there a love triangle version of the flame war or do you two just have to wrestle each other (in Jello) for my attentions? Cuz I’m cool either way.
I imagined a Hollywood Valentine would be coke layed out on the mirror in the shape of a heart with an arrow through it.
Back off Al!!!!
And Pauly, I’d imagine that Rat-nerd would snort the entire thing if it were on a tranny’s ass rather than a mirror.
Eibz:
We pillowfight at dawn.
Winner gets the Swi.
- Al
Cant we just share him and avoid this unpleasantness?
Can’t it be both? Sharing and pillow fighting?
“Unpleasantness” is what I call all the yelling when the rufie wears off.
What are you talking about? I wasn’t THAT loud.
Eib – deal.
I was talking about ME.
General question: has anyone else been called a “womanizer” more frequently this year?
Yes.
Yup.
Not I, Chodin.
But the “fags” have jumped up considerably.
Seth McFarlane has a voice like Tay Zonday with a cold
*Cut to Tay Zonday getting attacked by a raccoon*
(Laugh track)
And now back to the plot.
Does, “Get the fuck away from me loser, I have pepper spray” or the shrill cacaphony of rape whisltles count?
I just can’t tell if it’s because of that fucking Brittany Spears song or if my game has finally gotten “that good”.
Does Lorena Bobbit count as a womanizer or does the surgery have to have been done by a professional?
I’m a womanizer…
If “izer” is German for “rapist”.
Seth McFarlane and the front man from Crash Test Dummies should start a porn site where they just hum and shove stuff up their butts.
I wish I had a womanizer: it’d be some sort of device where you stick shit in one side and then when it comes out the other end it automatically yells at your best friends.
Uggh! I always get this fuckknuckle’s name mixed up with the Cool McFarlane and expect some Spawn news.
Does it count as being a womanizer if you haven’t had sex since at least 3 months before your kids were born? And they are 3 months old now?
It doesn’t?
*depressed*
Ouch, erswi, ouch.
My truck wouldn’t start, so I hooked up a womanizer to the battery. Next thing I knew, Sarah McLachlan started blasting through the speakers and everything suddenly smelled like David Sedaris.
Seth McFarlane is the funniest fucker on the planet.
Seth MacFarlane … not so much.