SANDLER & JAMES. TOGETHER. AGAIN.
02.11.09
Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Chris Rock have signed on for a Happy Madison comedy from… **deep breath** …You Don’t Mess With the Zohan director Dennis Dugan and Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star writer Fred Wolf.
“High-concept story is a comedy about five best friends from high school who reunite 30 years later on a Fourth of July weekend. [via Variety]
I’m assuming by “high-concept” they mean “something we wrote when we were high”. And it still sounds like a thicker premise than the last 10 Happy Madison movies. Not that it matters. Adam Sandler could film himself pissing into his own mouth in the tub for two hours and it’d still make $200 million dollars. In fact I never saw Bedtime Stories, but I’m pretty sure that was what it was about.
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Home Improvement’s Al Borland thinks this movie is a good idea.
Al, are you referring to Richard Carn?
Stink & Shit. Together. Again.
Yes Swi, but Jack! gave me shit last time I did that.
Tubguy: The Movie. Tagline: just try to avoid it next Christmas, fuckers.
Sandler the slacker leader, James the ex-jock, Spade the nerd, Schneider the spaz, and Rock the black guy, right?
No no silly VaLince! Bedtime Stories was about Adam jacking you for $30 then pissing in your family’s eyes for two hours.
And here I thought you were a professional.
They should call it Borin’ on the Fourth of July.
Donk, wouldn’t Spade be the black guy?
but I’m pretty that was what it was about.
You sure are pretty.
Oh. My. God. Please tell me there are hilarious fireworks mishaps…
{points at NoMore}
HAHA!
{goes back to counting Fruity Pebbles}
10,734
10,735
…
They’ll save money on flashback scenes by making them all about Sandler and using footage from ‘The Wedding Singer’.
Perhaps Schneider will finally get into full black face, replete with white lips and a chicken suit.
isn’t there a law about that many funny people in a movie at the same time… oh what was that? none of them are actually funny? oh okay never mind then
inkwell > bedtime stories
i meant inkheart FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I still like David Spade. And Chris Rock, but not as an actor.
Inkwell starred Brandon Frasier.
don’t mind me fellas, im just dursting like a champ
Home Improvement’s Al Borland should be in this film too, you can never have too much Carn in your shit.
Brendan Frasier is the white will smith i love his movies
I understand Rob Schneider pays migrant workers from Home Depot to come to his house and choke him while he touches himself.
NOTICE: The “CK” from Bex’s post were taken as part of a new tarrif on the international trade of fucked up comments. Please make a note of it.
Home Improvement’s Al Borland approves of all of the tools in this movie.
VaLince, do you like them? Or like like them?
*shower door kicks open, chodin jumps out with ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry’ DVD around his cock*
This is how you use this thing, right?
The cock, not the DVD.
{Looks at pants}
Yup, I’m slackin today.
Richard Moll, Night Courts Bailiff Bull Shannon approves of this movie, if that will get him $2 from you
Yes, chodin, that’s exactly right. You make your mother and I so proud.
I would honestly rather have passionate bear sex with Kevin James, than ever have to watch another one of his movies.
Does bear sex involve honey and a pic-a-nic basket?
…only if it’s “passionate” bear sex, Chino.
Bear sex involves Kevin James wearing one of those indestructible Bear Suits and humping you until you’re crying in the shower and calling yourself a “naughty girl”.
And I’m with cho, I’d rather go through that experience and the very certain months of therapy to follow than to ever watch one of his movies again.
Chris Kattan checks to see if his phone is still connected.
/It’s not.
Bear sex with Kevin James involves you shouting out “You’re the King of Queens!” while he climaxes all over your back.
I would love to watch this movie, but only if it was named “Yes, We’re Fucking Serious!”
Any sex with Kevin James would be grizzly.
Everybody may hate Chris, but if you’re casting Rob Schneider alongside Kevin James, it’s pretty safe to assume that everyone’s going to hate you a whole lot more.
Happy Madison’s next production should be called “Dirt Nap” and they should film it with a loaded Winchester.
With Rob Schneider and Kevin James in it, we can all now rest assured that the budget has reached at least 12 dollars.
Update: the budget is now back down to 5 dollars as Kevin James just bought a dozen french cruellers.
I’m glad they’re spending a whole 3 dollars more than they did on the Zohan script. Make something good with that 5-er, Happy Madison, something amaziiiiiiiing.
New UP
Guys, you should be thankful for the ensemble cast in this film. That way you only have to avoid one movie to avoid them all.
Flux has it right. Putting all of them in this movie is like handing a classroom full of retarded children some construction paper and safety scissors. In both cases, you’re simply keeping them from bothering everybody else. Also, in both cases, the same amount of glue is eaten.
Whatever happened to Drew Carey? This would be the perfect vehicle for him.
(Other than a 1-tonne hearse, that is).
I think there needs to be a term for anyone who just consistently puts out shitty movie after shitty movie with no regards for anyone or anything
I nominate “Sandlerrhea”