Snake pickup lines: “Hey girl, ever gotten f-cked by the devil?”
On a break from critically acclaimed gems like Eragon and Fred Claus, Rachel Weisz has most recently been playing atheistic Egyptian philosopher Hypatia in a super-secret Alejandro Amenábar film called Agora. Last I heard about this project, my cousin was so afraid of it that he never left his apartment. Anyway, after the jump you can watch the trailer. It looks pretty epic, I think because of all the dramatic opera music in the background. One time I was walking through the lobby of my building and I heard an opera singer practicing. Before I knew it my shirt was gone and I was in the midst of a sword fight.
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“La la AH AH ah AH…”
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…in a super-secret Alejandro Amenábar film called Agora. Last I heard about this project, my cousin was so afraid of it that he never left his apartment.
Clap. Clap. Clap.
She’s fucking gorgeous. I’ll just sit here quietly, flogging my Pharaoh.
Alejandro Amenabar’s grandmother is knitting a super-secret sweater called Angora
I think “Hypatia” roughly translates to mean “Big daddy”.
One time I was walking through the lobby of my building and I heard an opera singer practicing. Before I knew it my shirt was gone and I was in the midst of a sword fight.
Luciano Pavarotti strikes again!
Funny, it doesn’t look like a Japanese movie.
Right banner pic: The Garden of Eden if directed by Judd Apatow.
I’d rather watch Hyapatia Lee’s sand dollar nips in Awhora.
In the sequel, she grows an extra pair of arms: Agoro.
In a movie inspired by Lord of the Rings Online, she is a hapless Hunter that grabs all the wrong MOBs in Aggro!
BTW, His and Donk’s comments are really funny, BTK. Trust Him.
unless there are mummies or brendan frasiers involved in this, i do not want
I wonder if the snake is union? Think it gets paid scale?
My wife got me to sit through Definitely Maybe,/i> last weekend. Between Weisz abnd Isla Fischer, I actually found myself referring to Elizabeth Banks as “the ugly one.”
Rachel Weiszs lack of understanding and appreciation for power tools make Tim Allen say Agoorah?!
I’ve only got four questions about this movie . . .
Does?
She?
Get?
Naked?
TAGS ARE 4 FAGS
“Before I knew it my shirt was gone and I was in the midst of a sword fight.”
HA! VaLince took ex and ended up on the dance floor at Poop Scooters in West Hollywood! ROTFJO!
Agoraway is a indie flick about some ass that tries to get all of his friends into a pyramid scheme.
{Blows smoke off of end of Durst Raygun and shoves into holster. Tips Duck Dodgers cap}
My work here is done.
That anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun.
Rachel Weisz has most recently been playing atheistic Egyptian philosopher.
I hear her character also happens to be an insomniac with a touch of dyslexia. She lays awake all night theorizing about man’s existence in the absence of dog.
Clue up!
A song, “Ode to Rachel Weisz” set to “Edelweiss”:
Rachel Weisz, Rachel Weisz, every morning I beat to you…
Shit, lyric writing is hard.
You know, I didn’t realize who the Bad Guys were until I saw the goatees and the black leather.
When asked what else I wanted done with my new back yard BBQ pit and patio I replied to my ‘guest worker’, “Alejandro, a mini-bar.”
The philosopher and mathematician Hypatia was Greek lived in Alexandria, Egypt in Roman times and was not atheist but neoplatonic. Hypatia executed and her body cut while she was still alive by Christians who hated the Greek culture and religion. Her story is real story and represents the blood predominance of Christianity.
The Christian justification so far for her execution says that this fact it was separately but until now there has been no apology