PREPARE FOR BRUTAL FACE KICKING!
02.10.09
Magnolia pictures today announced that they’ve picked up the U.S. rights to Ong Bak 2 (awesome trailer below), which they plan to release later this year. I don’t know much about Ong Bak 2 other than that Tony Jaa is in it and he beats people up on top of an elephant. Which is a little like saying “I don’t know much about my blind date, other than that she’s a Brazilian supermodel with d-cups who has what doctors have called ‘a child’s vagina.’”
[via ComingSoon]
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I could eat cereal out of his inverted nipples.
And I totally would.
You’re too late Vink, the pyramids are destroyed.
I could eat cereal out of his inverted nipples.
Kix, right?
Kid tested. Mother approved.
This movie will be tighter than fuckin’ the pee hole!
Is it just me, or does “Ong Bak” sound like something Fek would serve to guests at a dinner party?
Fall 2009: Get ready for Jaa Rule.
If Tony Jaa and Jason Statham got into a fist fight, I think their fists would collide with such force that India would be subjected to another tsunami.
So that’s what Tony Jaa’s brutal face looks like. I thought that was his O-face.
I don’t know much about my blind date other than the noise that her stick makes when she bangs it against the ground constantly is really fucking annoying.
I had a childs vagina once….once.
My child’s vajaana is very toney.
joo look a funny! lets fight!
I haven’t seen that much rope wrapped around a brown man since..*YANK!*
they missed the move “Flying ass monkey total pwnage knee drop”
The DP standing to the right of the camera is about to get fucked up for crossing his eye line.
Yikes, all of those extras have elephantiasis of the everything.
OK, so I can’t actually watch videos until I get home from work. I can’t believe no one…NO ONE…has said word fucking one about those fucking Kahless-esque ginormous-triple-nunchuks thingies!
You guys are so dead in my eyes.
He has already been cast in the Ouijaa movie.
/No word on Candythailand
He’s currently filming two more Ong Bak to the Future sequels.
/Make like a tree and become a natural obstacle to the charging elephants.
Tom Jane just wants his Ong Bak.
“Jaa” is how you saw “jaw” after Tony breaks ynurs.
“ynurs” is how you say “yours” when your lip has been hare’d.
Dudes, my bad.
I just got back from chilling in the jungle. I’m still getting familiar with this qwerty keyboard on my phone.
Whenever I give someone a brutal face fucking, I usually have them Ong their Bak 2.
“Ong Bak” is Thai for “Oven Mitts.”