Paul Rudd was on Conan last night, which was apparently a re-run, to promote his not new movie Role Models. He introduces a scene from the movie, only to show a random clip from the 1988 kid-in-wheelchair-meets-alien classic, Mac & Me. Conan then pretends to act surprised because it’s important that people believe that none of Conan’s bits are in any way contrived. The point of all this is that it led us to another clip from Mac & Me (attached below) which is one of the most bizarre and amazing clips of all time. It includes:
- A birthday party at McDonald’s
- A random, seemingly unrelated breakdance party in the McDonald’s parking lot
- Heavy-handed product placement starring Ronald McDonald
- Alien disguised as teddy bear
- An inexplicable, fully-choreographed dance contest
- …A contest which features guys dressed as football players in full pads and eye black
- Alien disguised as teddy bear takes over the dance contest. Inside McDonald’s.
Sweet Jesus the 80s were retarded.
Many, many thanks to Matt at WarmingGlow/WithLeather for discovering this amazing video.
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Are you trying to fucking upstage His story about the honest to goodness backwoods, weed growing, branch shredder running, Hustler magazine licking, mannequin-fucking hick, Lanky?
BTK, He needs Hangover Bear up in the worse fucking way. Dor sho gha indeed!
That’s actually a McDonald’s commercial from last week.
I’m lovin’ it.
This is exactly why I only eat at Ruth’s Chris now. I simply won’t tolerate aliens, kids, clowns, blacks, or teddy bears interrupting my meal.
That kid in the wheelchair wasn’t much of a “joiner”. Snob.
Too good for breakdancing in McDonalds?
They are really rubbing it in that kid’s face.
the 80′s are to blame for turning Michael Jackson from a black musician into a ghoulish white creature who fucks children………
If I walked into that McDonald’s, I’d get my Filet-o-Fish and orange soda and walk directly the fuck out.
“E.T.” totally ripped off this movie. Wait, it was the other way around? Well, “Mac and Me” was way better, anyway.
Based on this and “Tammy and the T-Rex,” Stewart Raffill is twice the director Steven Spielberg is, was, or will ever be.
I am headed for the thrift store after work to buy me a pair of those silver stripey pants.
I never see that many white people inside McDonalds.
Wheelchair off a cliff. So thats how Christopher Reeves got pneumonia.
I started a breakdance battle one time to thwart an INS attempt to catch my friend Pablo. It was similar to this, except they beat him with sticks and deported him. Everyone had a great time though. Well, not Pablo. But most everyone else.
I am also headed to the country and western bar tonight to try and pick up some of those 1980s pre-teen girls in the dance sequence, since they are now undoubtedly all in their 30s, single moms, and borderline alcoholics.
The black kid’s face lights up because:
A) Someone done touched his orange drank
B) The white girl showed up
Sadly, the long-delayed sequel to this film was cancelled when the proposed star died.
So we’ll never get to see “Bernie Mac and Me.”
They shoulda shot the tires out on the wheelchair
This is how 2 Live Crew got they’re start.
*their*
Little-known fact: Nick Cage made his debut as a child actor in this film.
In the teddy bear suit.
Sing along with me everybody.
Twooooooo uptight white men,
Crystal Meth bitch,
A gay Chinese
Creepy Ronald,
and an alien Teddy Ruxbun.
Sorry I can’t sing along with you. I don’t even know the melody.
Later in life, Mac got together with some of his brothers from the hip-hop dance crew to
save the rec centerfound a television network. They let Mac name BET after his little alien friend.Good thing they went with sponsorship from McDonald’s. Whopper and We just doesn’t have the same ring to it…
*chodin crawls into thread, throws up a lung and then shits himself*
At least I’m not hungover!!!!
Fucker! I’ve been saving a Teddy Ruxpin reference for like 2 weeks now!
I can fully remember having birthday parties at McDonald’s…I can also fully remember my uncle filming me whilst the Hamburglar jerked me off with a fist full of pickles.
Hands down, the best part of growing up and having birthday parties at McDonald’s, is 16 years later my presents still smell like fucking *special sauce*.
*my uncle’s jizz*
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I feel your pain Soup. I’ve been holding onto this Pirates of Dark Water reference for like a month. Hope no one uses it either.
‘Mac & Me’ is the gay pedophile’s ideal E.T. stroke flick.
Dude, Lance. Isn’t this the video that I sent you 2-3 weeks ago? You got me added to your spam list, don’t you?
Is this movie in any way related to the short-lived Joey Tribbiani cable TV vehicle “MAC and Cheese”?