02.02.09 ONG BAK WITH A VAGINA. AND AUTISM.
Chocolate comes from Ong Bak director Prachya Pinkaew, and as we’ve already established “A SPECIAL NEEDS GIRL… WITH A NEED… TO KICK SOME ASS,” is one of the greatest taglines ever written. The latest news is that it’s getting a limited theatrical run beginning this Friday. Here’s where you’ll need to move to see it:
Boulder, CO: International Film Series
Denver, CO: Esquire Theatre
New York, NY: Sunshine Cinema
Austin, TX: Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
Dallas, TX: Inwood Theatre
Seattle, WA: Egyptian Theatre
…unless you just want to wait four more days until it comes out on DVD (February 10th). Me, I hate waiting. That’s why I throw things around the room and scream and bite myself or recite pi to the 1000th digit until I get my way.
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There are 30 comments about:
ONG BAK WITH A VAGINA. AND AUTISM.
I wonder if there’s a basement at the Alamo Drafthouse.
Definitely, definitely want to see this.
I’d comment but I’m afraid I’d get chased off by the regulars.
Chino, of course there is, that is where they are keeping my bike.
She’s the Kim Peek of Kung Fu.
“…with a vagina and autism” makes me think of prom night.
Autism in Austin = Priceless.
Ong Bak with a Vagina and Autism is #14 on the menu at the Thai restaurant down the street from my office.
if she goes and beats some guy’s ass while going “Wopner at 5,Wopner at 5″ i’m going to lose it
I had Pinkaew once. It was really uncomfortable.
I’d fight her…cuz even if she kicked my ass, I’d still get a medal.
This movie is still less stereotyping and didactic than Mozart and the Whale. And by that I mean I’d rather kick Josh Hartnett in the face than listen to him talk about whales.
Burnsy-you are a regular.
I know Kung Fu, but not tie-my-shoe.
“Burnsy-you are a regular.”
A regular cock tease!
Who would win in a fight between her and Arnie Grape?
My genital tract, that’s who.
I’m very regular. I poop CONSTANTLY.
One time I punched a kid that called me autistic. Turned out he actually just had a lisp and really liked my painting.
The only way to defeat her is to give her a Wii and wait until she starves herself to death because she can’t stop playing bowling.
I meant irregular. I love you Burnsy. PD you’re OK. Jacktion can rot in hell. I’m logging out.
The best thing about this chick is that she can tell you EXACTLY how many teeth she knocked out of your head.
HEY I specifically promised less bitching in this thread.
I’m just “OK”?
Have you eve been speaking with your Mom lately?
Alternative tag line: Ass kicking…with kick ass parking!
*Spoiler Alert*
Pat Morita loses a finger after pointing at her forehead and saying “Karate here”.
She came here to do two things: eat pennies and kick ass – and she’s all outta pennies…
If only I could get Cross Country Heat’s approval.
New up – wiff Watchmen!
This movie looks like it rocks. Constantly. Probably hits its head on the bedpost a lot, too.
I can’t wait to see her signature move, The Gimp.
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