OH JOY, ANOTHER WATCHMEN VIDEO
02.05.09
You’re not a real Watchmen fan unless you download all 17 posters and watch all 76 hours of viral video/DVD extra footage. Look, it’s Zack Snyder eating toast – now with director’s commentary! Did you know: Second Assistant Director Eddy Santos prefers boxers to briefs? Have you heard: Costume Designer Mike Wilkinson’s important message about proper tire inflation?
Oh yeah, so after the jump you can watch the latest video about “the Keene Act.” It’s like watching TV from the 70s, but without the historical application.
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Looks like I’m not a real Watchmen fan then. But I guess we all know who is!
WATCHMEN UPDATE: Aww, fuck it.
Never heard of this movie, what’s it about?
My nerd boner is waning. I think Watchmen is getting too clingy, and we will have to break up.
This movie is going to be exactly like the time I really wanted a puppy for Christmas. It was all that I talked about for weeks. Then on Christmas morning, I flew down the stairs, and just dove right in. Siblings were pushed out of the way, paper was flying, I was giddy. Sadly, the puppy had a tumor and died later that afternoon.
The Watchmen: Like a Puppy Funeral on Christmas
I’d rather watch men while I ‘bate.
Christmas Puppy Funeral
awesome band name
I knew it, Pauly, ya freakin’ mo!
Because it’s impossible to get out of the house and see a movie these days, I’ll just download some Village People videos instead.
All this Watchmen hype is turning into the Nerd Boner equivalent of one of those Viagra-induced 4-hour erections
Quick, Call the Nerd Doctor!
If I was alive in the 70′s goddamn would I be OOOOOOOOOOLD.
So, if this is giving people nerd boner erectile disfunction, would that mean I suffered from premature ejaculation when I downloaded an unfinished copy of this from the internets?
Nom, I’m afraid all I can say is
Fuck you
My girlfriend* performed a Keene Act on me last night.
* Ok, it was Pauly.
Yes Nom, yes
Not that that would separate you from most other nerds, of course
Jack, why haven’t you given that poor dog a fucking cupcake yet?
I always get this confused with the upcoming movie about superheroes fighting riots in the ‘hood in Los Angeles: “Wattsmen.”
Are Posts disappearing, where did the s.(Shitty) Darko post go from yesterday? ah who cares…good riddance, now cancel that movie.
Or that movie about the Planet of Cockney Women: “Wot’s Men?”
Or the movie about the invasion of the Lego robots: “Block Men.”
The twist at the end of the movie is that they’re all tiny. That’s why they’re called Watchmen. Their human-sized counterparts are known as the GrandfatherClockmen.
*Squeezes stone of Watchmen jokes*
Fucker’s all bled out. Poor little guy.
What’s the deal with airline food, anyway?
Ya ever notice how one sock always goes missing in the laundry? What is the deal with that?!?
Nite Owl
Nite Michelle
zzzzzzzzzzz
I hear that if i go see this movie then i will contract cancer from exposure to Dr. Manhatten, so i say fuck this.
…So I said “Watchmen? Nearly killed ‘em!”
Look for the spinoff, Joanie Loves Rorschachi.
*slow claps*
“Mr Nite Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Toostie Roll pop?”
“I’ve never made it without fighting….. crime”
Okay, now I’m just grasping at straws, new post Lince, Please!
The Watchmen is a handjob is – a chick yanking your cock is great.
Then you remember oh yeah, I have my own fucking hands.
So The Watchmen is going to have to stop talking and just put it’s mouth on my nerd boner before I get excited.
Crazy Old bathrobe
I’d still bone
Jeffrey Dean Morgan