NON-BUTTCAM TRANSFORMERS EXPLOSIONS
02.16.09
The official non-bootleg version of the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (that’s the second movie, in case you haven’t been counting) trailer has finally hit the web and you can watch it after the jump. My question: when’s the last time you saw a shot of the Eiffel Tower in a trailer and it didn’t explode? I bet it’s way more boring in person.
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It’s only cool if it explodes while a dog is leaping from it to catch a beret.
Eiffels are to be exploded.
…But your empty eyes seem to pass me by,
and I’m dancin’ with myself!
*gives Jack! reacharound*
Well how else are we supposed to know it’s Canada?
You know that pencil trick the Joker did? Bay does a similar trick with a 18″ ice dildo!
When was the last time you saw a shot of the Washington Monument in a trailer and it didn’t look like a giant penis?
I bet Michael Bay likes to transform by standing in front of a mirror, tucking, and holding his legs together real tight. At least I think that’s how you do it.
At least Eiffel Tower explodes, stupid ass London Bridge just falls down. Yawn.
Yeeeup goDoo, that’s how you do… er…
Where’s the trailer where Devastator tries to hump the Statue of Liberty?
My question: when’s the last time you saw a shot of the Eiffel Tower in a trailer and it didn’t explode?
Um, this trailer.
heheh, yeah was wondering when it would get hit. I’ve been to Paris three times and not once has it been blown up. I did see Omar Sharif get out of a taxi there once. Which was nice.
Devastator is dead dude :(
I watched this trailer and I jizzed in my pants. Not that Baytron would, but it would be something to see this released as a cross between Empire Strikes Back and the Transformers Movie; it ends with Optimus being killed by Megatron, Bumblebee gets frozen (again) and sold to Jabba the Hut then Le’Boof makes out with his sister.
My question: when’s the last time you saw a shot of the Eiffel Tower in a trailer and it didn’t explode?
Um, this trailer.
Yeah, I knew some asshole was going to say that. Congratulations on being that asshole. READ WHAT I MEAN, NOT WHAT I WRITE, GODDAMMMIT.
You know a good way to stop an army of transforming super robots from taking over the earth? The 28 writers of this movie don’t know either.
“My question: when’s the last time you saw a shot of the Eiffel Tower in a trailer and it didn’t explode?”
And to achieve this,Michael Bay decided to put the Eiffel tower on the north side of Paris, instead of the south one, so the terrorist/asteroid/evil robot/whatever get fooled and missed it.