NEW WATCHMEN FOOTAGE
02.17.09
A new clip from Watchmen just hit the web, and yes, I mean like an actual clip from the actual movie, not a viral marketing clip of a kid with 80s hair eating Watchmen cereal. Check out the clip here, and see if you can spot the completely unnecessary slow motion. Waaaaait for it… See, that’s why Zack Snyder is such a “visionary director.” Because one time the producers were all, “Zack, it doesn’t really make sense to use slow motion here.” But then Zack Snyder was all like, “Whatever, bro, you just have no vision.”
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Well, since He cannot see the video, he will just assume He wouldn’t like it.
All He needs to do is imagine a racoon starring in a remake of Judge Dread. It’s just like watching the video.
Something about a Boogie Man, a Boogie Man trying to turn me on. But there’s no need for violence, this really isn’t making sense anymore.
I’m disappointed that they couldn’t squeeze any more afros in that shot.
Too bad this isn’t some new spiderman movie. Because if a trailer for it “hit the web” I just might have to kill myself.
Damn yo, here come The Comedian protectin’ that fine ass white bitch we chasin.
People used to say John Woo had unique vision, but that’s because he was always squinting.
Occassionally I slip in and out of slow motion. To be honest, it’s really kind of a pain in the ass, especially when I was trying out for the baseball team. Didn’t hit a fucking ball.
I would have less problems with women if i could slip into slow motion in the sack.
I wouldn’t be in this wheelchair now if I hadn’t slipped into slow motion crossing the street.
Your Moms likes it when I slip into slow motion.
That chimp had <a href=”http://www.wfsb.com/news/18726175/detail.html”Lyme Disease, btw.
Do retards slip into standard motion from time to time?
Doesn’t Keanu have that same slow motion problem?
From getting fucked by someone British, Robo? Lyme, Limey. Get it? Awww, fuck you guys. I’m still trying to get my stride back.
Snyder’s less well known non-visionary cousin just directed a recruitment film for the Southern California Institute for the Blind, titled Blurry tree, nostril, wall.
My fights always end in break dance battles.
I hate slipping into sweet emotion. That song fucking sucks.
This post has inspired me to go out and find a gay retard just so I can nickname him “Slow ‘Mo.”
I think it just happened again, Max, you’re talking about things that nobody cares.
Is that a burn? I think that’s a burn.
Fun fact. If you played all the slow mo parts at standard speed for the entirety of the film, it totals 23 minutes.
Rotty, I do not care for your gay retard and am fully prepared to Slow ‘Mo shun.
@Peet–burn away, just don’t be telling me that the rabbit done died. Losing John Updike was hard enough.
Al, my mongoloid buddy and I will just start our own Slow Mo-town.
Why is that superhero called The Comedian? Does he just hate being heckled or does he always point out the differences between black people and white people?
Do you think Sexman will buy a poster of this movie and show it during his review?
P.S. I’m partial to the gayer brother, Flaming Slow Mo.
They call him The Comedian because he can jump down from incredible heights and not break his legs.
In case you were all waiting for a punch line to that, there isn’t one. It’s just that that explanation makes as much sense as any that you’ll find in the picture book.
I thought all that coke in the 70′s made everything go in extra-fast motion.
@MIZ–actually, it makes more sense than calling Carlos Mencia a comedian, or Cedric an entertainer.
@MIZ–while you’re dropping knowledge, why do they call Toad the Wet Sprocket? I’ve seen wetter.
Knowledge? No, these are deformed kittens.
“Fly free Mr. Billingsworth!”
*SPLAT*
Fuck. They never even try.
I wrote this post in slow-mo. If anyone accidentally read it in regular speed please go back and read it in slow-mo.
Gallagher would’ve been a lot scarier. And more effective.
Rot-Even scarier? Judy Tenuta.
Steve Nash would be scary. Oh wait–comedian.
Why do they call it the clap?
See, because with his eyes crossed, he’d see two ’9′s, hence 99 lives.
I prefer 3-wheel motion but thats jus cuz I’m a gangsta, beeeeeotch.
The best thing of filming in slow motion, is that you only have to write 45 minutes of an actual movie, and then just slow the whole thing down to a third speed.
Alan Moore refuses to watch the Watchmen.
I like that sentence.
I can practically hear the Bionic Woman sound as he falls.