02.26.09 AWESOME CONTEXT-FREE PICTURE OF THE DAY

here’s some context, they’re remaking that shit (Neverending Story, not Jesus. Unfortunatly)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090226/film_nm/us_neverending_1

*chodin enters Church of FilmDrunk, kicks in confessional door and sits down to take a dump*

HOLY SHIT!!!!!

Too bad Lionel Hutz is dead, he would have sued to stop the remake.

If it turned out that good Christians got a ride to heaven on fucking Falcor…well shit, I’d stop Film Drunking immediately.

My neighbors had a cocker spaniel that I used to swear was a luckdragon. Fucker couldn’t fly though. Actually, after I sat on him, he couldn’t very well walk either.

One figment of imagination riding another?

Fuck Mike this place is deep today.

Bob Ross just couldn’t understand this shit, even if he tried.

It’s been my life’s mission to ride Falcor bottomless and cum on his neck in midflight.

The only thing that could have been more disturbing would have been seeing a naked Mike Huckabee riding the eagle from Lord of the Rings.

You’d have to be a rockbiter* to fully appreciate this work of art.

*crack addict.

Looks like Jesus turned a little too much water into wine.

Or he’s been hittin the pipe.

Here’s my question. Was the Childlike Empress really a grown woman who looked like a little girl and that’s why they called her “childlike”?

What? Quit looking at me like that. You were wondering it too.

The Nothing sold him out for 30 pieces of silver.

Come on, RoboPanda – post the good one with Jesus blowing Gollum.

Jesus is going to ride Falcor to go scare the atheists!!! That will teach them! QAPLAH!

I hope her vagina is still “Childlike”.

Wow…the story that I read of the resurrection of our lord Jesus Christ was completely different. This must be the King Atreyu version.

The most pedantic pun ever made:

Send in the Calvary!

“I love Christians.”
“For breakfast.”

“You’re damned right!”

Fuck! Missed the question mark in there somehow.

Insert ? at your leisure.

RoboPanda got that art from the right-hand side of my patented Child-Molester Van.

The left-hand side is painted to look like an ice-cream truck.

Christians, they’re not just for breakfast anymore. (warning, may contain shrooms)

Jesus looks batshit crazy in that painting.

Banner pic – Jesus and Falcor at the strip club.

Luckdragons may seem cool, but have you ever had to shovel out one of their cages?

This is conceptual art for a new film project combining “The Never Ending Story” and “Dr. Strangelove,” with Jesus taking over the Slim Pickens role.

These are the therapy victim’s drawings…post Neverending Story van.

Something tells me the artist has a lot of dusty Watchmen condoms.

Joe Griffith is the artist. go here for more: http://www.peachstapler.com/