I normally try not to give my readers reasons to leave FilmDrunk, but since Ufford sorta got me this job I guess I kind of owe him. Anyway, I’ll stop rambling about things I haven’t told you about yet. The story is, WithLeather‘s head writer is writing a new blog about TV. It’s called WarmingGlow, so named for that feeling you get when the hooker stomps your testicles, or a hippie cries. Anyway, you should go check it out, but only if you promise to come back. Please don’t make me get a real job! I’m unemployable!


I want that dog’s job.
Lince, you’re talking about a Klingon impersonator that rummages through your trash to feel more “connected” when He finds a used condom.
He will come back.
Once upon a time there was one of these things that was called “where was steven tyler at”, I don’t know, it had a bar of soap at the top of the page or some shit. Anyway, I used to type meaningless shit there everyday until the genius who ran that site put up a link to this other place that had a dog in a birthday hat and trailers for watchmen. I just forgot what I was saying. Never mind. I’m just glad to have a familiar place like Warming Glow to click on 30-300 times every day now. That is all.
Relax. I came back.
(For now.)