NACHOS THE CROSS-EYED CAT
02.17.09This is the trailer for the upcoming film, “Cool Court, Starring Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat.” Okay, I lied, it’s not a movie trailer, it’s just a cartoon. But the fact that a movie about Stretch Armstrong is being made while awesome shit like this goes relatively unnoticed proves there’s no justice in the world.
Now bend over, girl, and use yo’ titties like a broom…
[via SickAnimation - thanks to Michelle07 and her fetus for the tip]
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Fetus? You ain’t been worked over with a sock fulla nickels, yet???
That cat is Chester Cheetah’s illegitimate son.
Phew! All I had left was a joke about Tyler Perry and The Left Hand of Darkness.
Despite common belief, curiosity did not actually kill the cat. Curiosity only knocked over my fucking lamp. I’m pretty sure brain hemorrhaging killed the cat.
Now in production: Nachos the Cross-Eyed Cat and Predator
When reached for comment, MGM head of development Saul Ballstein said “Yeah, Satan bought my soul. Seriously. I mean, it’s fucking obvious isn’t it?”
I’m looking forward to “Biscuit, The Yeast Infected Pussy”.
Actually, not so much.
I was gonna make a cartoon for “Joaquin the Hare-Lipped Bunny” but he just looked like a regular bunny.
Speaking of which, why is Burrito the Syphilitic Commenter being so quiet today?
That aint the first pussy I left cock-eyed.
I quite enjoyed the Pop and Lock Ness Monster
Nacho the Cross Eyed Cat always lands on his ribs.
I found it quite unsanitary when the cat danced on the pizza. Someone could have gotten very sick.
Also…I’d totally bang the tittie-broom chick.
Cool Court’s subject matter jurisdiction includes pizza parties, boom boxes and the right to be rad. But only if the amount in controversy exceeds $75,000.