Here you see the Cash4Gold Super Bowl commercial starring MC Hammer and Ed MCmahon, which I consider the best of the bunch until someone reminds of something better. Cash4Gold’s clearly come a long way since telling people to pull out grandma’s fillings for money.
After the jump, I’ve got all the movie ads. A lot of people say Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was the best, others, G.I. Joe. But those people are idiots, probably the same ones who liked that MacGruber commercial. Year One was easily the best, followed by Land of the Lost. Elsewhere, Go Daddy.com once again made me wish I was stupider. And Chester the Cheetah is clearly Tony the Tiger’s ne’er do well, recovering heroin addict brother in law.
Here’s the 3-D spot for Monsters vs. Aliens that everyone said looked crappy. The 3-D looked okay to me, but I was on LSD. Meanwhile, the Sobe Lizards (way to reference your own shitty invention that no one liked, ad guys) allowed Japanese people to say, “See? You roundeye much clazy too.”
4 Fast 4 Furious. Pretty much the same as the old trailer, I couldn’t stop thinking of this screencap.
The new Star Trek: NOW WITH MORE BRUCE GREENWOOD! Did you know: Bruce Greenwood’s garden gnomes are really just midgets who stand perfectly still. They did it because he’s such a nice guy.
Land of the Lost. I was kind of into this one. Sue me.
G.I. Joe – HAHAHAHA, he just asked that Dennis Quaid what his unit was called.
Year One. Yeah yeah, I know you’re all tired of Michael Cera playing the same character every time. I’m not.
Up. It’s Pixar, so I’m sure it will be good. But the commercials leave me decidedly indifferent.
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Remember, kids, it’s the only ‘Giant Robot Movie‘ that matters.
Race to Witch Mountain. …Yeah.
Angels and Demons. There’s a treasure map, written on the back of the Declaration of Independenc– wait, what? That’s not Nic Cage? Oh, f-ck.
You can see all the rest of the commercials over at Spike. I’ve always said Billy Corgan was underrated as a Hyundai commercial editor.
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Other than the trailers, the commercials kind of sucked. I want to brutally murder whomever came up with that Sobe Life Water commercial it annoyed me so much.
Judging from the crop of films represented here I’d say I’ll be going to the movies exactly ONCE in 2009. Specifically on or around 03.06.09.
Those Go Daddy ads made me want to leave the country.
According to Hollywood, America’s got more top-secret military units than public ones.
They aren’t movie related, so fuck off, but I think it’s time to put the Budweiser Clydesdales
out to pastureon a trailer to the glue factory.Is it just me, or did the YouTube videos lose audio?
Needs more dancing dick.
Was the Superbowl YESTERDAY? Damn, why didn’t they advertise it more? I missed it.
No wonder there were empty seats at the 7pm showing of “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” last night.
I liked the Coke ad with all the bugs, but it did kind of make me miss OD’ing on mescaline too, which is not as good as it sounds.
Commercials? I’m still singing Bruce Springsteen songs!
Thanks Vince – Canadian TV overlapped the US feed and we did not get to see any of these, on any channel.
Rightly so.
I tried to pull out my Grandma’s teeth for money. The groundskeeper was not amused.
Al I haven’t consulted any Christian Fundies on this but I believe that’s God’s way of punishing you for saying shit like “aboot”, “hoose”, “hoser”, and “socialized healthcare”.
I didn’t watch any of these last night, why on earth would I want to sit through them now?
I mean, uh… Yay MOVIES!!!!!
My Grandma doesn’t have a gold filling. It’s more of an embalmy filling.
The Declaration of Independance was written by Trevor Sanderson A.K.A. Trev-Dog and it reads “We hold dese troofs ta be self-evident dat all dawgs is created equal… You can’t stop us from kickin’ it, doin whatever da fuck we want, and bangin’ honeys. Sometimes it becomes necessary ta save da rec center from all yallz. Peace.”
Bravo Donk. Bravo.
I knew that dude was hard up for cash since I spotted him in an Atlantic City lavatory selling blow jobs. Unfortunately I couldn’t pony up the 2 bucks for the Ed Mac”Muff”in
Year One definitely looked like the funniest of the trailers. I’m still torn as to which one was the sexiest though, Fast and Furious, or Witch Mountain?
I run a part time business from the alley behind my house called Crack4Gold. my clientele is largely Negro.
In all seriousness, I’m really glad that they made 4 Fast 4 Furious. The third just left too many questions unanswered.
During the entire G.I. Joe preview, my Leonardo action figure was doing a dismissive wanking motion. That’s all he ever does anymore though. I wish I hadn’t lost one of his swords.
SANDWICH!
LOOOOOOCH!
i guess i’m one of those idiots who laughed at the macgruber one, but it was more the history of that skit from SNL… there’s a series of macgruber skits where he falls off the wagon and gets drunk instead of defusing the bomb that makes me laugh every time
Yes, tis I.
Mailman, I don’t know what you just said, but you’re special. And I also thought the MacGruber commercial was good. By the F-ing way, LiVance, the Teleflora commercial was the absolute balls of yesterday. Anytime a commercial includes the phrase, “Nobody wants to see you naked,” it wins.
Well if the mailman hadn’t so rudely interrupted us, I woulda been on top. Now we’ll just have to use our imaginations.
And then Burnsy with the cockblock. Jesus.
I think we can all agree that GoDaddy commercials suck all enjoyment out of life in 30-second increments.
Whatever, MacGruber is lame. It’s a decent concept, but they never do anything with it. “Pebsuber”? Fuck off.
can’t believe what an inconsiderate dick i am, “interrupting” the single-word irrelevant post conversation you all were having. loooch, indeed.
The best Super Bowl ad was the one for careerbuilder.com that features a koala, wearing glasses and holding a cup of coffee, getting punched in the face.
New up, yo.