This is how it’s done, Joaquin.
After the jump, I’ve got the NSFW red-band trailer for Miss March, which would look like a horrible Maxim movie or a direct-to-DVD American Pie sequel… only it stars two of the Whitest Kids You Know and Craig Robinson from The Office. Just to set this clip up, Whitest Kid Zach Cregger needs a prom limo, so he calls his best friend, Whitest Kid Trevor Moore*, who sets him up with rapper “Horsedick dot Mpeg”, played by Craig Robinson. Then we cut to Horsedick’s music video for “I’m a F-ck a White Bitch.” I have to admit, I gigglequeefed. It’s amazing what a crappy, middle-of-the-road teen comedy can become when people who are actually funny get involved.
*Quoth… the traven?
I can already tell I’m going to be singing “I’maf-ckawhitebitch, I’maf-ckawhitebitch…” softly to myself on the subway at some point today.
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I can’t hardly wait until this is a watch it instantly on Netflix.
Burnsy and Chodin are the Whitest kids I know.
“White BS” is the story we give to homeless minorities about how we don’t have any change.
That song is going to be stuck in my head all day now.
Channing Tatum fucks white bitches.
Its like a mix between Remains of the Day and The Other Boleyn Girl. Wait…sorry its….its neither of those things.
If only there were a hamster…on a piano. Perhaps eating popcorn.
White BS: I know you’ve seen bigger baby, but have you seen bigger with a credit score like mine?
OK, FINE, IT WASN’T TOMATO JUICE! IT WAS THE VIRGIN MARY’S PERIOD BLOOD!
What, too late to make “Fireproof” jokes? FUCK YOU GUYS!
Ima fuck a white bitch…Thats the Duke Lacrosse team’s fight song.
@6Ways
The chick they raped was black. ;-(
Me, Lone Wolf, Running Buffalo, and Starry Night were in a Red band once. We broke up after they accused me of stealing all their instruments and giving them measles.
@Vince
Nobody in that case was convicted of rape. No rape occurred.
…heh….HAHAHA… Fuck, I couldn’t keep a straight face.
Speaking of white BS.
Banner pic: three fathers’ worst nightmare.
@Vince
….okay…I can picture Kobe Bryant quietly humming “Ima fuck a white bitch” everytime he takes a piss.
I hate how black rappers are unfairly portrayed in the media. Any M.C. worth his salt would be makin’ it rain in that video.
It’s everything the Kids In the Hall should have amounted to except hetero.
Banner Pic: The Newly Appointed Secretary of Keepin’ it Real Celebrates Black History Month with the Interns.
The Mighty Feklahr imagines Eddie Curry singing “Ima fuck a white hanky and give it to my limo driver”!
The writers of College think this lacks realism and a fat kid who quotes Jim Carrey characters from 12 years ago.
That half naked black chic died the same way Steven Segal did in Executive Decision.
TAKE THAT BACK, BRUNS! TAKE THAT BACK!
That video reminds me of old fashioned Kwanzaa caroling.
Meanwhile, four years later “Catcock dot Wav” was no longer in the music business.
(um about Kids in the Hall, that is, Bruns…)
If this film featured the most Mexican kids you know, Zach would have just fallen asleep for four years.
If Hugh Hefner is still alive in four years, my deadpool is seriously fucked.
Fek, it is my stance that the Whitest Kids You Know are the closest thing we’ll ever have to the Kids in the Hall ever again. Unless Chod and Pauly agree to form a sketch troupe called Faggolicious with me.
Burnsy: How about “KISS in the Hall” — a KISS cover band that recycles Kids in the Hall skits? It could be the best novelty act since Dread Zeppelin.
It would put the X in “sux”
I started DVRing The Whitest Kids U’Know based on you guys giggling like schoolgirls over it. The one I’ve watched so far was amusing but not uproarious. That said, it was still funnier than anything* I’ve seen from SNL in the last five years.
* the Mark Wahlberg talks to animals skit excepted