GREEN HORNET SOUNDS AWESOME NOW
02.25.09
This picture’s better without context, I feel.
Last we heard about Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg’s plan for a comedic take on the Green Hornet, Stephen Chow (the Kung Fu Hustle guy) had dropped out as director and the project seemed like it was on its way to development hell. Late yesterday, the big news was that Eternal Sunshine (one of my all-time favorites) director Michel Gondry was coming onboard (additional hipster coffee shop conversation piece: Gondry directed the first fifth episode of this season’s Flight of the Conchords).
“This story has always been close to me and now Seth and Evan have written a script that is both funny and real — the best of both worlds. I cannot wait to further collaborate with them on it.” Gondry said. The film will begin shooting this summer and is set for release June 25, 2010. [DHD]
Is this going to be an f-d up movie? Probably. But that’s good. The last thing I want to see is another half-assed superhero movie where the hero discovers his power in act one, has a showdown with his evil doppleganger in act three, and spends most of the time in between whining about his one-dimensional love interest. Where are the gangbangs? Where are the tiger fights? These Hollywood fags have no vision.

Green Hornet sounds awesome now
Thanks, man – the new glass pack did the trick.
It’s people! Hornet Green is eating people! He’s making his food out of people!
Banner Pic:
See your grandfather was right, Asian people DO eat babies!
You homos do realize that’s the Green Lantern in the picture, right?
::punches self in nuts::
Stone, I may be the only degenerate in this entire joint to get that. Consider it nom nom nommed. Well done, sir.
J, that may be Green Lantern in the background, but the guy with the baby leg in his mouth is clearly named Gleen Ranteln.
Thanks, J. I was torn between glass pack and cherry bomb. I think I went the right way.
This guy’s famished from having to go to 6 convenience stores to find a Ring Pop that had a green ring.
Stoney, is that a quote from a movie I can see on AMC?
Peet, you sure are a hard Charger asking all these questions.
Stoney, is that a quote from a movie I can see on AMC?
Yep. It typically comes on right after Gremlins.
Michael Gondry will give this film a Valiant effort.
I hope the movie has a lot of slutty chicks instead of a love interest. You can’t spell “whore net” without green hornet.
I agree. I think Gondry will attack this project with both Talons.
I think I’m going to take a vacation when this movie comes out and watch it at a theater in Malibu.
Gondry is cool but Seth Rogen is a stupid fat fuck that should be working in the Verizon call center at best.
That is all.
Gondry’s next film should be a remake of Silverado, starring the Jonas Brothers and Chris Tucker.
Gondry is an artist. I’m sure nothing will be shot until he’s had a chance to think about the script while walking back and forth all night in his living room. I hear he’s a Pacer.
I think it’s safe to say that Gondry is quite the Intrepid filmmaker.
Gondry has the reputation of being a director that will make films on his own Accord.
I like to switch them up from time to time to see how many irate comic book fan comments I can get.
In interviews with the cast, they say that Gondry’s Tempo while making a film is likened to a Mustang’s gallop.
I like to switch them up from time to time to see how many irate comic book fan comments I can get.
Sure you do.
Congrats to Seth Rogen for finding the one retro TV show that Hollywood hasnt already pissed all over.
I guess he took a break from buttfucking Judd Apatow?
Datsun old one, J.
Hey guys, I know I’m late. My Pinto exploded when a dog pissed on the rear bumper.
I want to see a superhero movie where he has his choice of the ladies gets laid regularly. Like my 4 yr old son. Because he’s my superhero.
I like to switch them up from time to time to see how many irate comic book fan comments I can get.
Well, then, I eagerly await any and all pictures of The Flash during stories about Flash Gordon.