Here’s the literal version of the video for Billy Idol’s “White Wedding,” even though I thought the original was pretty literal already. If you’re not familiar with this concept yet, the premise is that the artist in the music video is only allowed to sing about what’s going on in the video at the time. (See also: the literal video for “Head Over Heels,” the literal video for “Take on Me“). I tried to make a literal version of a Larry the Cable Guy movie once. I vomited bats.



FilmDrunk’s login screen hates me.
UUUUPPPPPROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
They should make a literal version of ‘Today Was a Good Day’.
I want to see one of Sexecutioner by GWAR.
Dancin’ by candles!!
“There is nothing safe in this room”
How about one for Green Jelly’s ‘Three Little Pigs’?
That would be EASY!
You’re looking at me and I know what your asking yourself. Well the answer is yes. I’m Australian.
FilmDrunk’s login screen hates me.
UUUUPPPPPROXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
That would have worked in the last post, Joker
Erswi, my login in screen loves you!
And by login in screen, I mean vagina, of course.
That’s the problem! He was putting his log in the wrong spot!
See? Chino knows whats up!(thanks for saving me from Durstination)
Anytime, lady!
Seriously, though, where did everyone go?
Maybe Vince finally installed the idiot filter.
Adjust it a little, so the other regulars can get back on!
Or maybe he mad Homophobic Turtle his moderator, and now only the ladies can comment.
I think you’re right about the idiot filter. That would explain why it’s only you and I in here.
Wanna talk about periods and boobs and stuff?
How would talking about boobs be different than what the guys do?
Lets talk about childbirth, in detail!!
Ooohh!!! Episiotomies!! Lactation!!
Ew.
Yeah, so the other day I had to go to the store to get my feminine hygiene products and it was all wings, strings and odor absorbent things. LOL!!!
Yeah, I really dont want to talk about all that. Boobs it is!!
Damn thats funny Chino bo bino
Wings and strings and things OH MY
Girls are dumb.
[continues jamming fork in power socket]
*sigh*
Zac Efron is so dreamy.
So yummy and dreamy……
I’m his #1 fan.
Dude, this is No Poon Afternoon.
TAKE YOUR LABIA ELSE WHERE!
Meaning, that if his car crashed by my house, I’d totally hobble him and keep him in my bed forever.
Speaking of labia….
I knew a girl who could curl her lip like Billy Idol.
You dirty bird!
The other day, I queefed and farted at the same time.
Did she sing Hot in the Clitty?
Queefed and farted?!?!
That’s what I call a “Rebel Yell”.
I want to see the literal video to Sir-Mix-Alot’s “Put Them On The Glass”.
It might be exactly the same, but I just want to see tits.
On glass.
Staring back at you, like Eyes Without a Face, if you will.
Oh I will, bitch.
You muhfuckin’ best buhleeeeee dat!
*puts them on the glass*
All this titty and clitty talk makes me wanna go “Dancing With Myself”….
IfyaknowwhatI’mspraying
Idol hands are the devil’s playthings?
Indeed, )Looks
You’re making me mony, mony
Phew! I just finished Rockin’ the Cradle of Love with my own Flesh For Fantasy.
That was a Sweet Sixteen … seconds.