Comments on: THE OSCARS HAPPENED

By: JessicaD

JessicaD — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 16:48:02 +0000

Why couldn’t Sean have been the brother to die?

And yes kid, that was a complete fucking travesty. CG beats the soul out of prosthetics once again. So much for real artists.

By: nice guy eddie

nice guy eddie — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:30:10 +0000

“On a serious note, it was sad that I couldn’t tell whether the funny faces Jerry Lewis was making during his speech were intentional”

they’re the faces you make when your colostomy bag is full.

By: Hans Gruber

Hans Gruber — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:24:01 +0000

OOOOHHH….. I get jokes.

By: whatsgood_kid

whatsgood_kid — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:22:46 +0000

In Bruges was totally robbed! How can something that’s based on real life [and once already a movie] be an original screenplay? Plus really? The Curious Case of Benjamin Button beat out HellBoy 2 for Best Makeup? So making an old man baby is better than ALL the shit that went down for Hellboy?

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:20:30 +0000

He did Hans, then he called him Phillip so I wonder if it was supposed to be a joke. See More Phillip Hoffman. Crap, now I have that image of him humping Marissa Tomei in my head.

By: Michelle07

Michelle07 — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:18:55 +0000

I felt bad for Brando’s fake Indian non-accepting pretty actress lady, seems like she should have been a part of Indian appreciation night.

Also, Sophia Loren scares me into peeing.

By: Rotwangchung

Rotwangchung — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:17:29 +0000

Why are Jackman and Hathaway giving each other the Predator bro-tastic power shake? That’s so inappropriate in a Hollywood dance number that Arnold Schwarzenegger is rolling over in his wife’s grave.

By: Hans Gruber

Hans Gruber — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:04:49 +0000

Am I mistaken or did whichever douche that introduced Mr. Hoffman last night called him “Seymour Phillip Hoffman?”

By: Rotwangchung

Rotwangchung — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:02:45 +0000

Mickey Rourke wore a necklace with a picture of his dear departed dog on it.

And in his pocket was the silver plated skull for his new “Loki-chain.” That little pooch can still unlock your heart. Or the garage.

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 15:01:07 +0000

I really enjoyed the way they introduced the nominees for the acting awards. I haven’t seen so much smoke blown up so many asses since I quit my job at the Slim Jim factory.