JUDE LAW IN DRAG IS TERRIFYING
02.04.09Believe it or not, this is Jude Law, lookin’ all sexy for his role in a film called RAGE.
Part of the subject matter of RAGE is the ugly use of beauty in the pursuit of profit. Drugged by Marketing, sapped by fear of aging, conned by the cult of celebrity… image becomes all.
Jude Law, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role of Minx – a “celebrity super-model” and took on a kind of hyper-beauty for this persona… a ‘female’ beauty which gradually unravels as the story unfolds.
Strangely, the more he became a ‘she’, coiffed and made-up – the more naked was his performance. There was great strength in his willingness to make himself vulnerable. It was an extraordinarily intense part of the shoot. [SallyPotter.com via Filmonic]
Ow, okay sorry, I need to end this synopsis before I get tendinitis in my dismissive wank motion elbow. In any case, I think this roughly translates to: “Hey, ya know what’d make people pay attention to my pretentious masturbation about materialism that’s already been done 1000 times? A DUDE, dressed like a CHICK!”
Additional question: more terrifying as a woman – Jude Law or John Travolta? I say Travolta. I still can’t look at that picture without wanting to chop his head off with an axe.


must…not…chub…
I thought Scientology was the cult of celebrity.
This is indeed a courageous decision by Jude Law. I’m not sure why we even had a presidential election last November, we should have put him in the White House instead.
Neither are as terrifying as that dude who calls himself Kathleen Turner.
I started a dismissive wank motion too, but then i realized my dick was in my hand.
It’s been too long since a celebrity went through a Ziggy Stardust phase
Hey, who’s the hot chick in the banner pic?
What? OH GOD!
If there’s a prison rape scene thrown in there it’s gonna smell like OSCAR!!!
(FYI, Oscars smell like Jenkem)
Dor Sho Gah!
http://w ww.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html
Just for you, Fekster. Mind the spaces, safe for work and all that shit.
Gigolo Jane is going to come after him with a screwdriver for this.
Jude Law now wants his own talk show where he puts on a fat suit and comes to realize how much it sucks being normal-looking.
Whoopee, nobody gives out awards when Macaulay Culkin dresses up as Chloe Sevigney.
She looks more like Courtney Cocks.
“Minx” is Jude Law’s character’s stage name. His real name is Adam S. Apple.
Jude Law just landed the lead in “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”.
Finally, Amy Winehouse got cleaned up.
I stand by my belief that a tranny must be at least a B-cup. Therefore, no attraction to Jude Law/Minx.
What?!
Jude Law accepted to do this movie for 25% less money.
If his beauty has been held against him as an actor, then I’m sure this decision can only have good repercussions for him.
Jude Law got back into his true character by banging the nanny.
Brett Ratner wants to direct Jude Law’s next movie and Eddie Murphy wants to co-star.
SERIOUSLY, GUYS!!!
http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0
Hey Jude…don’t be a lad…
His dick was born to be tucked back to play this role.
Aaa ah, Aaa ah, Jude looks like a lady!
(where’s that corner everyone keeps raving about?)
The blacks do the whole drag thing so much better -Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, Tyler Perry.
^That’s not racist because it’s a positive stereotype like how smart chinks are.
Oh, this doesn’t sound pretentious or Oscar bait-y at all.
Ratner SO wanted to direct this movie…..
Ratner’s going to rent out a theater for a private showing of this movie…all for himself.
It was more of a casting bathroom stall than couch.
Armorcladinosor, watch my dick.
Sorry Pauly, didn’t mean to step on it.
Hey! Why the fuck did you wait for the tranny post to put up the Batleth robberies??? NOBODY EVEN GOT MUTILATED! BONG!!!!
Jude Law is AMY WINEHOUSE in THE AMY WINEHOUSE STORY! Next week on Lifetime!
Does that count as a double dick-step?
Weiners be getting squished!
No worries, Jessica. No one made that joke on the previous page.
St. Jude is the patron saint of lost causes.
Jude Law is the patron saint of lost leg hair.
Anybody interested, I got some new pics of the lil’ ‘uns on FB. Or not, whatever.
Are we sure this picture is from RAGE and not Sherlock Holmes 2: Watson’s Self-discovery?
Erswi, I alredy ‘bated to them, thanks.
We need another movie about how fame sucks and the media is shallow like we need another movie about how the suburbs are boring, or how women are neurotic and men just can’t commit.
Jude Law is what Nebraskans break when they dress their brothers up to look like their sisters when they fuck them.
Move the fuck over Stoney. I haven’t been around much and you’re sittin’ in my spot.
Jude Law bleached his asshole for this role. Actually it’s just frosted tips but it looks INCREEEEDIBLE!
After taking on such an emotionally taxing role, Jude Law swallowed some sleeping pills. Unlike Ledger, he survived. He was just doing it for attention.
Let’s be honest, Jude Law is doing all the dick-stepping here.
Going from playing a non-masculine Russian sniper to playing a masculine female model….
Theres a joke in there somewhere, but I’m having an off day
Sean Penn is not fucking amused.
Ryan Gosling wants to take Jude Law to a nice restaurant and buy her flowers, then end the night with a small kiss because that’s what a gentleman does and what a lady appreciates.
“Hey Jude, is that a script rolled up in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Ryan Gosling asked Jude ”Hey girl, why the extra wide tampons?”
When asked for comment, Eddie Izzard said “No Jude, it’s not like me at all. Cross-dressing or not, you still smoke pole.”
Well, at least I can make out with a chick now and still be heterosexual. Unlike the time I made out with Zac Efron.
Oh fuck Stone here I am copying you when I meant to rip off Fek.
Bit of irony here… last time I paid a hot sex worker only to find out it was a man, I said I was Jewed.
Jude Law knows how to play the crying game.