02.04.09 JUDE LAW IN DRAG IS TERRIFYING
Believe it or not, this is Jude Law, lookin’ all sexy for his role in a film called RAGE.
Part of the subject matter of RAGE is the ugly use of beauty in the pursuit of profit. Drugged by Marketing, sapped by fear of aging, conned by the cult of celebrity… image becomes all.
Jude Law, whose beauty has sometimes been held against him as an actor, made the courageous decision to accept the role of Minx - a “celebrity super-model” and took on a kind of hyper-beauty for this persona… a ‘female’ beauty which gradually unravels as the story unfolds.
Strangely, the more he became a ‘she’, coiffed and made-up - the more naked was his performance. There was great strength in his willingness to make himself vulnerable. It was an extraordinarily intense part of the shoot. [SallyPotter.com via Filmonic]
Ow, okay sorry, I need to end this synopsis before I get tendinitis in my dismissive wank motion elbow. In any case, I think this roughly translates to: “Hey, ya know what’d make people pay attention to my pretentious masturbation about materialism that’s already been done 1000 times? A DUDE, dressed like a CHICK!”
Additional question: more terrifying as a woman - Jude Law or John Travolta? I say Travolta. I still can’t look at that picture without wanting to chop his head off with an axe.
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JUDE LAW IN DRAG IS TERRIFYING
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I thought Scientology was the cult of celebrity.
This is indeed a courageous decision by Jude Law. I’m not sure why we even had a presidential election last November, we should have put him in the White House instead.
Neither are as terrifying as that dude who calls himself Kathleen Turner.
I started a dismissive wank motion too, but then i realized my dick was in my hand.
It’s been too long since a celebrity went through a Ziggy Stardust phase
Hey, who’s the hot chick in the banner pic?
What? OH GOD!
If there’s a prison rape scene thrown in there it’s gonna smell like OSCAR!!!
(FYI, Oscars smell like Jenkem)
Gigolo Jane is going to come after him with a screwdriver for this.
Dor Sho Gah!
http://w ww.thedenverchannel.com/news/18637190/detail.html
Just for you, Fekster. Mind the spaces, safe for work and all that shit.
Jude Law now wants his own talk show where he puts on a fat suit and comes to realize how much it sucks being normal-looking.
Whoopee, nobody gives out awards when Macaulay Culkin dresses up as Chloe Sevigney.
She looks more like Courtney Cocks.
“Minx” is Jude Law’s character’s stage name. His real name is Adam S. Apple.
Jude Law just landed the lead in “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”.
Finally, Amy Winehouse got cleaned up.
I stand by my belief that a tranny must be at least a B-cup. Therefore, no attraction to Jude Law/Minx.
What?!
Jude Law accepted to do this movie for 25% less money.
If his beauty has been held against him as an actor, then I’m sure this decision can only have good repercussions for him.
Jude Law got back into his true character by banging the nanny.
Brett Ratner wants to direct Jude Law’s next movie and Eddie Murphy wants to co-star.
SERIOUSLY, GUYS!!!
http://ww w.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0
Hey Jude…don’t be a lad…
His dick was born to be tucked back to play this role.
Aaa ah, Aaa ah, Jude looks like a lady!
(where’s that corner everyone keeps raving about?)
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