Comments on: JOAQUIN TAKES RAPPER SCHTICK ON LETTERMAN http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman FilmDrunk.com is the movie blog that plays rough, just the way your mother likes it. We cover all things movie-related, but just because we watch a lot of movies don’t expect us to act all serious about them. Think of FilmDrunk as the film industry’s older brother who punches it in the shoulder when it acts queer. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 07:42:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.1 By: The Mighty Feklahr http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176339 The Mighty Feklahr Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:56:50 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176339 The Mighty Feklahr is sure C Joaq feels bad every time he has to flush a piece of his poopy down the toilet for good. The Mighty Feklahr is sure C Joaq feels bad every time he has to flush a piece of his poopy down the toilet for good.

]]> By: nachohandsome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176338 nachohandsome Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:56:43 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176338 If he want's to sell this, he's gonna have to cover DMX's "My Niggas". On live TV. If he want’s to sell this, he’s gonna have to cover DMX’s “My Niggas”. On live TV.

]]> By: Donkey Hodey http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176336 Donkey Hodey Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:51:25 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176336 Phoenix: It's not a hoax and I'll prove it to you by continuing to act bat-shit crazy in ways that make you think it's a hoax! Press: Phoenix is playing a prank on us :::Repeat with diminishing frequency for 2-3 years::: Wow, what an oddly specific and long-winded fortune cookie that was. Phoenix: It’s not a hoax and I’ll prove it to you by continuing to act bat-shit crazy in ways that make you think it’s a hoax!

Press: Phoenix is playing a prank on us

:::Repeat with diminishing frequency for 2-3 years:::

Wow, what an oddly specific and long-winded fortune cookie that was.

]]> By: nachohandsome http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176335 nachohandsome Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:47:51 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176335 Meh. His schtick is more believable than SJP playing a human female. Meh. His schtick is more believable than SJP playing a human female.

]]> By: reluctantflux http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176334 reluctantflux Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:40:26 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176334 Does spoiler texting work? Does spoiler texting work?

]]> By: Stone Soup http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176333 Stone Soup Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:39:12 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176333 Somewhere in a wood paneled room with green shag carpeting, an annoyed Harvey Pekar screams at his 13" black and white television because he knows that people who care are too smart for this douchebag. Somewhere in a wood paneled room with green shag carpeting, an annoyed Harvey Pekar screams at his 13″ black and white television because he knows that people who care are too smart for this douchebag.

]]> By: reluctantflux http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176332 reluctantflux Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:39:04 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176332 The absolute best thing for him to do at this point to complete this charade is to get hit by a bus or die in some accident. If it were drugs, people would just assume that he really was going bat-shit crazy. You need it to be some bizarre yet believable accident so people will always wonder this when they hear Joaquin Phoenix's name: "Who?" The absolute best thing for him to do at this point to complete this charade is to get hit by a bus or die in some accident. If it were drugs, people would just assume that he really was going bat-shit crazy. You need it to be some bizarre yet believable accident so people will always wonder this when they hear Joaquin Phoenix’s name: “Who?”

]]> By: nominus http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176331 nominus Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:33:55 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176331 Pretty soon, when he walks into a room, he's gonna have to say "J-pheenix, in the apartmizzle". Pretty soon, when he walks into a room, he’s gonna have to say “J-pheenix, in the apartmizzle”.

]]> By: nominus http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176330 nominus Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:32:36 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176330 If Phoenix isn't ripping off Andy Kaufman, then Phoenix is becoming Britney Spears. If Phoenix isn’t ripping off Andy Kaufman, then Phoenix is becoming Britney Spears.

]]> By: Burnsy http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/joaquin-takes-rapper-schtick-on-letterman#comment-176329 Burnsy Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:31:14 +0000 http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9805#comment-176329 Where's his posse? You're telling me Joaq can't get the guy from the Tanqueray commercials and Praz to follow him around? Where’s his posse? You’re telling me Joaq can’t get the guy from the Tanqueray commercials and Praz to follow him around?

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