02.26.09 JAPANESE HANCOCK LOOKS WAY BETTER
Like Vincent Vega says in Pulp Fiction, you can travel around the world, but every country’s got pretty much the same shit. The beauty’s in the little differences. Take this trailer for Big Man Japan, for instance. The idea’s pretty much the same as Hancock, but see if you can spot the tiny distinctions that make it oh so special.
A middle-aged slacker living in a rundown, graffiti-ridden slum, Daisato’s job involves being shocked by bolts of electricity that transform him into a stocky, stick-wielding giant several stories high who is entrusted with defending Japan from a host of bizarre monsters. But while his predecessors were national heroes, he is a pariah among the citizens he protects, who bitterly complain about the noise and destruction of property he causes. And Daisato has his own problems -an agent insistent on branding him with sponsor advertisements, an Alzheimer-afflicted grandfather who transforms into a giant in dirty underwear, and a family who is embarrassed by his often cowardly exploits. [Apple]
Did you catch the little difference? It’s that they’re insane! Wonderfully, funderfully mad! After the jump, you really owe it to yourself to watch the trailer. It looks like Yo Gabba Gabba if it were written more explicitly with the tripping-on-angel-dust crowd in mind. Which is really all I’ve ever wanted.






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JAPANESE HANCOCK LOOKS WAY BETTER
I just got a schoolgirl upskirt tentacle fart-smelling boner for this movie.
He’s still noticeably shorter than the 50 foot woman.
I guess this dispels the notion that the Japanese Hancock is smaller.
This is the only way the Japanese could reach average size dick status.
YAY! I got to the dick joke first!
No rulin’, mon. Word ‘em up.
This is only the latest in a long line of reasons why I ♥ the Japanese so fucking hard.
Paz Vega, Vega, Vincent Vega… What are 3 things I jacked off to this morning?! I rule at Tri-bond!
His grandfather seems no different from mine*. They both have Alzheimer’s and soil their underwear.
*My grandfather was only five feet tall, and not Asian
The Mighty Feklahr sees one nuke wasn’t enough to discourage this type of behaviour.
2 nukes Fek, 2 nukes…
We just hit the wrong cities
Actually, this is probably the result of the post-nuke radiation seeping through two generations of genetic pools. We brought this on ourselves.
So you’re telling me all Japanese people are not samurai? That’s B.S. man
I’ve been looking for a good movie to sit back and drop blotter acid to. thanks for the tip!
Does every Japanese monster have to look like a penis? I mean seriously guys…are you that insecure?
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