02.02.09 IF SEXMAN REWROTE WALL-E…
This is the new trailer for 9 (that’s right, 9, not Nine. The filmmakers think you and your Chicago Manual of Style can suck it.).
9 is an upcoming sci-fi CGI animated movie created and directed by Shane Acker. It is co-produced by Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov and animated by Attitude Studio (in Luxembourg) and by Starz Animation (in Toronto), with a few sequences done by Duncan Studios in LA. Voice cast: Elijah Wood, Christopher Plummer, Martin Landau, John C. Reilly, Jennifer Connelly and Crispin Glover. 9 will be released 9.9.9. [Source]
So basically it’s Wall E if it were produced by Tim Burton and the Wanted guy. Instead of a robot, the post apocalyptic world is inhabited by mutant things, who discover another race of evil, more warlike mutant things. With whom they must inevitably do battle.
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IF SEXMAN REWROTE WALL-E…
I hope the prequel is ‘6′.
I like to think this is a metaphor for hot lesbians.
I think I saw this on an episode of Futurama once.
Crispin Glover doesn’t have any lines. He just stares creepily into the microphone.
Is this a prequel to that movie with Daryl Hannah?
Why is Sexman afraid of Se7en? Because Se7en 8MM 9.
Hiyo!
H’mm. Nein.
No way! Tim Burton attached to a movie that looks like, well, every other movie he’s done. Shocking!
Which one of those weird-looking fuckers is the shortstop?
When asked for comment, Crispin Glover rubbed rats on his breasts and donkey punched himself.
On Myspace, this movie will be known as “g”.
Who’s going to play Bo Derek’s part?
Ya know, while everyone else is off having fun with 9, I bet I get stuck with three 3’s again.
If you don’t watch this movie after a few beers, the title is 3.
Fuck! it was Bo Derek, not Daryl Hannah. Thanks Luch.
Touche’, Rotty
Donk, my response was going to be:
“Roxanne?” (Which, ironically is NOT about a hooker)
9 is how many dollars you will waste seeing this retarded excuse for a movie.
This reminds me of the time I didn’t do my homework in 5th grade.
it’s really a reinvisioning of the sci-fi horror thriller classic Plan 9 From Outer Space
I share their feeling about the consequences of the Obama administration.
Crispin Glover makes a comeback. My guess is he will play a stoned loser who always fucks up.
Did they mention Obama in the preview? I missed it. I’ll watch again.
I met a Metrosexual Spaniard from Illinois once. He called himself the Chicago Manuel of Style
anyone know the song to this 9?
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