Comments on: I THINK THIS MEANS IT WILL BE AWESOME

By: 6waysfromsunday

6waysfromsunday — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 18:08:18 +0000

You know Asia is overpopulated when they give away a free Chinese guy with the purchase of a Foreman grill.

By: Green Man

Green Man — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 10:21:38 +0000

So it’s set in Tokyo, but there’s no tentacle rape or fatal skull-fucking? Please. Japan makes racier PSAs.

By: ih8u

ih8u — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:59:07 +0000

Yeah when I see a see Jackie Chan movie, I think integrity. Jackie wouldn’t cut off a hand if it wasn’t necessary. He must have caught him stealing. That’s what they do in China. Don’t get caught masturbating.

By: ih8u

ih8u — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 09:51:35 +0000

In China they call it Big Brack man rean glean glirring machine.

By: Film Nazi

Film Nazi — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 07:05:00 +0000

Can I point out that i live in Australia and just like movies, everything else happens here later (or earlier?) so my posts are pretty much cabooses.

By: Mr_Drummond

Mr_Drummond — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:41:34 +0000

Chinese Censor: There is no scene with hand getting cut off in this country!

Chinese citizens: YES CENSOR!

By: Rexy

Rexy — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:35:36 +0000

Rush Hour… that was a chinese documentary about alcoholism right?

By: John Wayne in a Devo Hat

John Wayne in a Devo Hat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:33:40 +0000

The Chinese censors thought the scene where the hand was “chopped off” was too western and would have preferred seeing the hand “chop chop”-ed off instead.

By: John Wayne in a Devo Hat

John Wayne in a Devo Hat — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:13:34 +0000

So this chink walks into a gay bar, and the bartender says “You aren’t going to like this place unless you like smoking dicks” to which the chink says “arr right” and lights up a pipe filled with the ground up penis of a baby tiger.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:06:23 +0000

This better be a joke…

or there had better be pee-pee in my Coke.