02.24.09 ‘HOT TUB TIME MACHINE’
Family Reunion ‘08
I can already tell this is going to be the next Snakes on a Plane. John Cusack and Rob Corddry have signed up, with Craig Robinson in negotiations, for Hot Tub Time Machine, with Steve Pink on direct (I bet his friends call him “Mr. Pussy” a lot).
The script follows a group of guys who have grown frustrated with their adult lives. They return to the ski lodge where they partied as teens to find answers and are transported to 1987 via their hot tub, a bubbly time machine. [THR]
Oh my gosh, I wonder if they’ll wear outrageous 80s outfits! In related news, I have a hot tub time machine. It runs on booze and sadness and only travels to tomorrow. The good news is that you can reuse it as many times as you want.
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‘HOT TUB TIME MACHINE’
Nice pic. I’m gonna make like a tree surgeon and posit that the people squashed into the tub are American. Y’know, because they’re all fat.
This must have been taken at Cannes, I see George Lucas at far left and Ricky Gervais at far right. And I think that might be Robert Altman, center front, only he’s dead.
I’m gonna go ahead and assume you’re right. Though I was watching British TV this weekend and you gravy lovers ain’t exactly the sveltest nation either. Americans surely have a higher percentage of the truly obese, but I’d give the Brits the edge in lumpiness.
*SPOILER ALERT*
The men find themselves stuck in the past when Sidney, the outcast gets his dick stuck in the hot tub’s water intake and breaks it trying to free himself.
Sorry to give away the ending…
They all fall into a drunken sleep and drown while listening to Margaritaville.
*SPOILER ALERT*
There is no water in the hot tub in the banner pic.
Yep, just hard ons, blubber, and spandex.
Ironically thats the new marketing line for Carnival Cruises.
Looking at that picture is like watching Hostel if you’re elastic.
Somewhere in the world there’s an aborigine with an erection holding that picture next to an enormous pot of boiling water.
You gotta be careful in situations like this, because you know Joan is out there lurking somewhere, just waiting for a cameo.
While the offer is tempting, I really can’t join you in the hot tub, on account of physics.
Wait a minute, is that Peachtree Schnapps?
Scootch over, cutie. Daddy loves his Fuzzy Navels.
The more i look at this the more i’m thinking there’s a couple there i wouldn’t mind sticking my teeth into.
Vince you fuck. That looks like a bunch of Hutts decided to commit mass suicide by jumping into the poor defenseless Sarlacc Pit. Poor bastard never stood a chance.
That looks like one of the ,any swinger parties i used to go to before my then girlfriend was finally bedridden and couldn’t get her fat ass out of the house anymore.
aaaaahhhhhh good times…
that picture is frightening…
“hey who farted? oh…everyone”
It’s a good thing all thsoe men have goatees or else we might not notice they’re fat…it’s like the face-pussy takes away the pounds!
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