This poster to Craigslist in Virginia Beach says he’s trying to find an intelligent lady, but he’s going about it all wrong. The only thing smart girls like less than Kevin James movies are guys who would end a proposition with a preposition. Me, I like ‘em young and stupid. Girl, you so fine. Where you want me stick my thing at?
[Thanks to reader Stephanie, who adds, "Only contact this man if you are SERIOUS about seeing Paul Blart: Mall Cop. He didn't post this in casual encounters for a reason."]
I want more like this!
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