Entertainment Tonight has the first mini-teaser for Quentin Tarantino’s horribly misspelled war epic Inglourious Basterds. We don’t get much, just a little taste of Brad Pitt’s Foghorn Leghorn with a porn stache, Aldo Raine. They show the first bit of his “Nazi scalps” monologue, but not enough to tell whether it’s been cut down from the original script, or if Aldo Raine’s schtick is still repeating everything he says six times like my middle school gym teacher. “Look heer, fellas, were hear fer one thing and one thing only, and that one thing is killin’ Nazis, cuz killin nazis is the only reason were here.”
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Killing Nazis? So Pitt is playing the BAD GUY???
“Inglourious Basterds” = “Incompatant Spelerz”
“Staring Brady Pit”
Directed by Asshat Tarantino (no that one’s not a typo)
I’m here for one thing and one thing only; But I can’t ever remember what that is… (damn you Filmdrunk, I’ve forgotten what I do for a living)
I’m excited for this. There. I said it.
Pitt calls that one the “Maddox.”
Don’t think anyone’s disagreeing with you, Rob. But if you can’t make fun of a man for being a horrible speller, what’s left?
Making fun of him for his obscenely large thumbses?
My only problem with this is all the Head & Shoulders product placement.
“But if you can’t make fun of a man for being a horrible speller, what’s left?”
Grammar?
I’m surprised child services haven’t taken away Pitt’s 400 children yet. What with that award-winning molestache and all
BTW, shouldn’t Tarantino be in the “Giant Chin” contest?
One of the best things about this movie so far is that Tarantino didn’t cast himself in it.
I wish I had an O in my name so I could draw a swastika in it. Life is so unfair!
I’m wondering how many times Tarantino has had to yell “cut” because one of the actors is sounding out his script phonetically
Pitt: That’s right boys. were a buchen(?) of inglowerious bast tareds.
Tarantino: what the fuck?!
Tarantino typed this movie out on a german enigma typewriter.
Tarantino’s craft services table has to look like that scene in ‘Half-Baked’ right before Harland Williams kills that cop horse.
Hilarity ensues when Neil Patrick Harris is caught snorting coke off a bony concentration camp victim’s ass!
I can’t wait for the scene with Pitt cutting off a Nazi’s ear with Deutschland Uber Alles playing on a victrola in the background.
I understand that in the movie, Tarantino and Hitler are never on the screen at the same time. Coincidence?
In Nazi culture the greatest insult is to be killed by a man with a pedo-stache.
Ok, I’m not trying to crack on your nuts here, but we’re all adults and 90% ish of us can spell. Please quit reminding us that it’s misspelled.
I would prefer the acronym “QTHSWEIG” :
Quentin Tarantino’s horribly misspelled war epic Inglourious Basterds.
It saves us all time reading, you dont have to type as much, and the site can FINALLY have a FAQ link with a little bit of stored knowledge.
Yours truly in Xenu,
Rear Admir0l
And I misspelled my acronym. Fuck it. I quit and I’m taking my acronym home with me.
@rear
A valid criticism, I’ll admit. That’s me basically trying to A. Trying to make sure noobs know what I’m talking about, and B. Trying to tease a link to an old post to squeeze a few more pageviews out of everyone.