FEAR NOT, SEX & THE CITY 2 IS A-OKAY
02.06.09
Not that there was really any doubt after the first one made $400 million dollars, but the Sex and the City sequel is now set to go forward, with all four actresses and the director signing deals with the studio.
There’s no green light and no start date yet for the sequel, but expect things to gel quickly, and don’t be surprised if there’s a 2010 offering on the Warners/New Line slate, say sources.
The “Sex and the City” movie made $400 million worldwide last year and more than $150 million in the U.S., as well as singlehandedly causing a spike in the Kleenex Corporations profits in 2008. [THR]
Aw, sick! You mean to tell me there’s dudes out there whackin it to these old broads? That’s just nasty. …hold on, my assistant’s trying to tell me something… Oh, I see, because of the crying… Yeah, that makes way more sense.
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Who’s that dude on the left dressed up as a gay zombie?
Sex & the City 2: Where’s My Metamucil?
Oh good, I thought SJP’s role in The Lone Ranger might interfere.
Well The Wizard of Oz remake looks good, but honestly, Dorothy would never be caught dead wearing Donna Karan.
Vince, admit it. Your assistant is a cum-sock with googly eyes you named “Mr. Spoogington”.
Rumor has it Robert Redford will be in this. Title?
Sex and the City 2: The Horse Whisperer
“Sex in the City 2: Revenge of the Cougars”
oops Sex AND the City 2, sorry gals
This movie idea should be put on menopause.
If the plot of this movie doesn’t involve these broads having to sneak up on a glass of water to stay hydrated, I’m not interested.
Sarah Jessica Parker stole everyone else’s jewelry.
Sex and the City 2: Mature Bimbos Full Employment Plan
Wow, Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars look like hell.
When you’re forced to pick Kim Catrell as the young looking one, you know the shit’s hit the fan…
Sarah Jessica Parker stole everyone else’s jewelry.
Anything that takes the attention away from her face, huh?
From left to right:
Skeletor, Mr. Ed, Silicone Grandma, and If I was pretty drunk…
Sex and the City 2: Dried Up Boxes
More like “Calcium Deficiency of the Pussy-bone and the City”
Electrolysis Boogaloo
This movie is like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.
Sex and The City 2: Kristin Davis is Still The Only One I’d Fuck Without Enough Drugs and Liquor to Kill a Fucking Rhino.
What? Too wordy?
Sex and the City 2: The Wrath of Karan.
What’s the redhead’s name again? Smegma Jones?
In the sequel, the women party as they send Kristen’s bush off to college.
I don’t know why Cynthia Nixon would agree to do this when she’s already making all sorts of bank from the Saw films.
Sex and the City 2: Hot Grannies on the Prowl
Sex and the City 2: Carrie goes to the knackers
I’m sorry, the whole horse thing is played out, but I couldn’t help it
The Wicked Witch and Her Flying Monkeys Wear Prada?
So, if there’s a nude scene does that count as product placement for Red Lobster’s new “Dried-Up Old Clam Platter”?
Sex and the City 2: Porn for Women Too Old for “Twilight”
Sex with a catcher’s mit.
JCVD wants to know which woman he’ll play.
Sex and the City 2: She probably has a hot grand daughter.
Menopause & the Metro Area
It was good of all the Horsemen of the Apocalypse to show up for this.
At my house, after this movie came out, there was a huge decrease in single crusty socks.
I heard that Kim Catrall’s vagina turns a man’s gravy into Ensure, is that true?
Switch vagina out with snatch for added zing.