*SIGH*
02.20.09
Here comes trouble… all over your face!
The next issue of my favorite magazine Entertainment Weekly has six new covers from that Watchmen movie I’ve hardly heard anything about. They’re all accompanied by the totally creative and original headline “Here Comes Trouble.” Brilliant. Personally, I would’ve gone with just the shot of Dr. Manhattan and “Trouble Has Blue Balls.”
Note: This is their “special collector’s issue.” Additional note: If you ever find yourself collecting covers of Entertainment Weekly, please kill yourself.
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Your Mom collects covers of Entertainment Weekly.
HERE COMES TROUBLE
Sex, Violence and Superheroes: Two of these you’ll never experience if you don’t get out of the house once in a while.
I’ll admit, the transition to WatchmenDrunk hasn’t been quite as smooth as the transition to Uproxxx, but I’m getting used to it.
Either Ozymandias’ torso is made out of bronze, or I’d say he’s hiding something underneath…like a muscular upper body
Why are all the characters named “The Bachelor?”
WatchmenDrunk?
Will do. Just let me filp this stool upside down and have a seat.
I collect special editions of Jet and Reader’s Digest.
Anyone else nervous that this movie is going to be two and a half hours of unnecessary slow motion?
You need to get stoned to watch this movie.
Seriously, I’ll be waiting outside the theater with motherfucking rocks.
I’m waiting for the collector’s edition Watchmen cover of Tiger Beat so I can see who Billy Crudup’s latest crush is.
Ozymandias looks like if David Bowie and Stratos from He-Man fucked.
“Here Come The Most Popular Costumes At Next Year’s Comi-Con For Guys Who, If They Ever Came Face-to-Face With A Vagina Would Freak Out And Start Babbling About The Sarlacc Pit.”
You would think the Ozymandias’ nickname would be “Oz,” but instead, he prefers “Mandi” with a little heart dotting the “i.”
I’m forseeing an awkward explanation to the woman as to why my Special Collector’s Edition Cover Dr. Manhattan Entertainment Weekly is humping my Special Collector’s Edition Cover Silk Spectre Entertainment Weekly from behind while my Special Collector’s Edition Cover Night Owl Entertainment Weekly sits on the coffee table and watches.
“Here Come The Most Popular Costumes At Next Year’s Comi-Con For Guys Who, If They Ever Came Face-to-Face With A Vagina Would Freak Out And Start Babbling About The Sarlacc Pit.”
and the vagina’s they will eventually “pay” to come face to face with funnily enough will probably resemble the sarlacc pit.
Dr. Manhattan in the inside interview said he wasn’t on speaking terms with his sister Nurse Flatbush
I like all this emphasis on The Comedian, who, you know. Dies in the opening scene.
Spoiler! Except not, if you’ve ever seen any commercials for this movie at all. Or, you know. Read the book.
ha ha ha ha owwwwwwwww I’m forseeing an awkward explanation to the woman as to why my Special Collector’s Edition Cover Dr. Manhattan Entertainment Weekly is humping my Special Collector’s Edition Cover Silk Spectre Entertainment Weekly from behind while my Special Collector’s Edition Cover Night Owl Entertainment Weekly sits on the coffee table and watches.