02.02.09 DANCE FLOOR DALE: THE INTERNET FTW

the…horror…

Lince, I won’t lie. Normally I don’t like to post videos on Facebook that I get from here because it makes me feel dirty. This is a serious exception.

What the fuck did I just watch?

This video needs to be shared with the world, off to the internet I go.

And I would definitely consider it NSFW.

Dood, that didn’t make any sense!

Dood… oh, um, nevermind.

Singing “Yippie kay ay aye” til the break of day.

Look out for them killer cacti.

What the fuck is a “dood”?

And, it made total sense to me.

So this is the porn that came up during the Superbowl?

Thanks Vince! That was totally suitable for work!

I don’t ever want to have sex again.

And them man-eating jackrabbits?

The kid in the Clearasil ad is pretty fuckin’ happy for a guy with a huge zit on his face.

Chuch, Luch.

It depends on your location for “work”, GPP.

If you’re a movie blogger working out of your mom’s basement, it’s totally safe for work. If you work in a place where there are any other people around, not so much.

DRY LAND EXISTS!! I’VE SEEEEEEN IT!!!

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

But I mean that in the best way possible.

Al, let’s just say at Klan headquarters, I’m getting some strange looks.

If Vince would stop crying wolf and telling us that all the fluffy kitten and puppy videos he posts may be NSFW, we wouldn’t have a problem when one that actually arguably is NSFW gets posted.

This was the opening credits to the original Cosby Show pilot.

Now it’s “HIGHLY” suggestive “AND HARDCORE” – oh quit trying to justify it Vance, it’s NSFW unless you work in a porn shop. Also: disturbing. Also: that didn’t make any sense. Also: you can’t punch me in the nuts.

I’m pretty sure that even animated boobs are NSFW. Maybe in Japan?

So yeah, I just got fired for cartoon porn. I knew I should’ve quit with the watching.

Now it’s “HIGHLY” suggestive “AND HARDCORE” – oh quit trying to justify it Vance, it’s NSFW unless you work in a porn shop. Also: disturbing. Also: that didn’t make any sense. Also: you can’t punch me in the nuts.

Yes, I’m trying to be honest. But seriously, if your boss is giving you shit for watching videos at work, I doubt “But it was rated PG-13!” is a valid defense.

You haven’t lost many jobs, have you Vince?

Is that a serious question? I’ve been fired from virtually all of them. Including Starbuck’s and the equipment room of a college gym. Do you know how bad of an employee you have to be to get fired from Starbuck’s?

tim&eric are dead2me

Wow, I posted this video to my “Coping with Epilepsy” group on FaceBook, but I haven’t had anyone respond.

I thank his dad’s dick every day for Eric Wareheim.

Vunce, you obviously didn’t wear skinny jeans and your employee 14-gauge nose ring.

New up, probably less pornographic but it’s hard to tell and I’m too scared to click on the link now.

This is the most frightening crystal meth PSA I’ve ever seen.

Have some of that you fat bitch.

/Jimmy Carr talkin’ dirty.

Is this last weeks episode of soultrain?

…and that’s the story of how I was conceived.

NO.

NO NO NO.

NONONONONONO

NOOOOOOOO

GOD NO!

WHY!