This week’s Comments of the Week winner AND runner up get The Rocker on DVD, starring Rainn Wilson, which went on sale January 27th.  You should buy it.  Think about it, man, he’s showing not one, but TWO metal fingers. And I get to give away TWO copies! Ha, I just got that!

As always, the way this works is, when a commenter makes a comment worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of this post.  I’LL pick the winner from among the nominees next Sunday/Monday. The winner [usually] gets a sweet prize.  (FYI, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Well, folks, it takes a tragedy like some babies getting stabbed in Belgium to really bring out the best in you guys.  And you know it’s a good week when someone gets so offended that they threaten to report me to the Belgian Embassy (I wish I was kidding).  Anyway, let’s get this party started:

Craptastic says, “Nobody puts baby in the coroner.”

Pauly Dangerously says, “I thought “stabbing babies” meant having sex with pregnant chicks…”

Donkey Hodey says, “Alternate Headline: Man Really Hates Brussels Sprouts.”

File under other things that bring out the best in FilmDrunk commenters: Ryan Gosling.

chodin says, “Ryan Gosling is going to go out on a limb and do something outrageous. He’d like to sing karaoke to Journey’s ‘Don’t Stop Believing’.”

reluctantflux says, “Hey guys, don’t worry. Ryan Gosling will cover the bill tonight. He’s just glad you were all able to make it to dinner.”

chodin says, “Ryan Gosling thinks that’s a great design, but is worried that the pumpkin will look too scary once you put the candle in it.”

Donkey Hodey says, “Ryan Gosling will not eat pancakes that don’t have a funny face.”

chodin says, “Ryan Gosling f-cks the daughter and then takes the retarded brother fishing.”

Charlie Br0nze says, “Ryan Gosling blushes every time he farts. Even in the bath.”

Pauly Dangerously says, “Ryan Gosling will take another Zima, but this time, can you put a Jolly Rancher in it?”

chodin says, “Here, Ryan Gosling made this mix tape for you.”

Kudos on a great thread, you funny f-cks.  Other assorted hilarity:

[from BEST GOOGLE STREET VIEW EVER] Burnsy says, “The Piggly Wiggly? Yeah, just go down Federal and you’re gonna make a left on Sampsonia. Go about three blocks until you see two 31-year old virgins dressed like Scottish warriors pretend fighting in a field while their fathers spin in their graves, then make your first right. It’ll be on your lefthand side.”

[from BRUNO MOVIE DELAYED (not that it matters...)] Mark it Zero says, “Gerald Posner’s Memory Foam Pillow committed suicide.”

[from MATT DAMON IS CLEARLY A COMMUNIST] RoboPanda, “You guys remember when James Bond wouldn’t give India its independence? What a dick.” [Ed. Note: You had to be there...]

[from VAN DAMME WANTS TO ABUSE KIDS] Rotwangchung says, “Man, this just brings back so many bad memories of my dad getting liquored up and doing the splits.

AND NOW FOR THE WINNERS…

Number Two Comment of the Week: [from the Baby Stabbing post] MaxwellDemon says, Clearly this site has gained a post but lost a commenter.

NUMBER ONE COMMENT OF THE WEEK: [from the SAG AWARDS POST]  reluctantflux says, “Winning a SAG award has to be as easy as stabbing a baby in the head.”

Honestly, folks, it doesn’t get much better than that.  Get me your addresses, ASAP, flux & Demon.