
Not only does Clint Eastwood think you belong to a generation of pussies and gooks, he thinks you fairies should cut it out with the politically correct bullshit already.
He says the world would be a better place if we could still laugh at inoffensive jokes about different races. The actor and director, 78, said we live in constant fear of being labelled racist for simply laughing about national stereotypes. ‘People have lost their sense of humour,’ he told Germany’s Der Spiegel magazine.
‘In former times we constantly made jokes about different races. You can only tell them today with one hand over your mouth otherwise you will be insulted as a racist. I find that ridiculous. In those earlier days every friendly clique had a “Sam the Jew” or “José the Mexican” – but we didn’t think anything of it or have a racist thought.’
‘It was normal that we made jokes based on our nationality or ethnicity. That was never a problem. I don’t want to be politically correct. We’re all spending too much time and energy trying to be politically correct about everything.’ [DailyMail]
I know I’m supposed to say something cute and make fun of Clint for being old right now, but I agree with him 1000%. These hippie fascists at some point decided that recognizing obvious differences or using non-vague words not invented in the last 15 years is the same as hate or discrimination. Ridiculous. And as a sidenote, my clique also included a Jake the harelip, lazy-eye Charlie, Stevie stump hands, Eskimo Ray, and Judy the cheetah.



Clint Eastwood then proceeded to ask Der Spiegel’s correspondent where his Jew-hating, Nazi-emblazened liederhausen were as woke Jose the Mexican up from his tequila induced nap.
Eastwood also said “Spike Lee should STFU” and “Mel Gibson has a lot of good ideas.”
No mention of Feklahr the Klingon, He sees.
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My friendly clique may have had people of all ethnicities, genders, and ages, but those white robes and hoods made it hard to tell.
That smelly old douchebag is right.
Besides, if these fucking lefties want to see racist, He can show them fucking racist. As a matter of fact, it’s even easy to find His house! It *IS* the one with a sign that says “Dead N1gg3r Storage” out front!!!
BTW, despite the evidence in the banner pic, Clint Eastwood denied rumors he is going to play the “Crypt Keeper” in the upcoming “Tales from the Crypt” movie.
BTW, all of you fuckers can lie and tell Him that you DON’T like His Klingon emoticon guy (complete with ridged forehead!).
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And if your friendly clique didn’t have a “Sam the Jew” or “José the Mexican”, well, off to the gas chambers with ya!
On the flip side, what is there to laugh about inoffensive racial jokes?
I like your emoticon, Fek.
My clique consisted of Rosie Palms and Jergens the soft skinned Swede.
So a Irishman and an Italian decide to start a burger joint. They’re signature dish? The Mick-Wopper.
You meet me the first time, you’ll probably think I’m the most racist fucker, but hey, I put a Jew between the pipes, and girls on the team. GIRLS, people.
DIRTY HARRY: Make my day Nigger.
DIRECTOR: Cut!
DIRTY HARRY: What…its a joke. Just Kiking around. Stop being so Chinky and get over it.
*their, because I have the grammar skills of a retard on PCP
I’m not racist?
And that’s no swatzstika, it’s a broken compass. I’ve been looking for my friend. Have you seen Kyle?
That interview excerpt reads suspiciously like a translation from German back into English. I’m surprised there’s no mention of David Hasselhoff.
I’ve always heard Clint had to cut the full title of a couple of his movies to be “PC”.
Namely, Letters To Iwo Jima…The Untold Story of a Bunch a Zipper Heads in that Jew War.
And A Mule For That Dike Sister Sara.
Every Which Way but Jews
Million Dollar Tar Baby
I’m black Clint. And there is a reason you can’t say racial slurs like “Nigger” and I can all day. The reason? Because you can say A WHOLE LOT MORE SHIT I can’t.
Example?
You get to say “Could you hurry it up officer” without getting nightsticked in the mouth. I’d trade saying “Nigger” with saying “Could you hurry it up officer” in a heartbeat.
The Chinkling
Dirty Beaner Jarry
Hang ‘Em High….no need to explain.
I take back what I said even though I hate to renege.
It makes you a Renigger.
Absolute White Power
Pink Cadillac (With a Dead Jungle Bunny In the Trunk)
This is only the latest in a long line of reasons why I ♥ the
Japaneseold people so fucking hard.The Niggers in Madison County
A black guy asked me for a quarter once, so I tied each of his limbs to a horse.
Little known fact: Clint only signed on to do Every Which Way but Loose because he thought his co-star was a porch monkey.
Why do Japs squint?
It aint called “Land of the Rising Sun” for nothing.
The Outlaw
Josey Walesinsert stereotypical black name here.Go ahead. The Outlaw Da’quan Washington has kind of a ring to it.
You see, in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and Niggers. You’re a nigger.
Can you kiss your nose?
Me neither, but maybe if I was a Jew……
White Hunter,
Black HeartNigger on the runEastwood was originally on to direct Sherlock Holmes instead of Guy Ritchie, but backed out when they wouldn’t let him rename the title character Shylock Holmes
Sam the Jew only plays Matisyahu songs again.
Its all making sense now. Pale Rider, Absolute Power, Honkytonk Man, A Perfect World. Clint is a White Supremest. I feel like Chazz Palminteri looking at that bulletin board at the end of the Usual Suspects
Every neighborhood I grew up in had a “Clint the angry old guy”.
In those earlier days every friendly clique had a “Sam the Jew”(my tailor) or “José the Mexican”(my gardener) – but we didn’t think anything of it or have a racist thought.’
He forget to mention Tyrone the black(his shoe shiner) and Lee the chinaman(his cook)
Clint is preaching to the racist choir here. Now, back to practice.
Ride Lowwwww, sweet chaaaaaaariooooot. Comin’ to take 15 Mexican’s hooooome!
Some fucking gook snuck an apostrophe in there where it didn’t belong.
Why did they make Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
Because they’re niggers. Get it?
Black Dirty Harry tilt his revolver sideways and says “Make my day…..by purchasing a subscription to Vibe magazine”.
Clint gained most of his notoriety from starring in Wop Westerns.
More proof Clint isn’t a racist? He’s never once told Jose the Mexican to get off his lawn.
He might change his mind if his friends always referred to him as White Clint for a week.