It sort of sucks for any actress who replaces Sienna Miller opposite Russell Crowe in Nottingham, since so far the official line on why she got fired is “too thin and pretty”. Then again, skanks try to use that as an explanation for everything, even if they got kicked off a reality show for taking a dump in the hot tub. “What, you saw it, those fat bitches were jealous of me.” Anyway, today in one of their Pulitzer-caliber exposés, The Telegraph reports that Miller’s replacement MAY be Cate Blanchett.
Cate Blanchett looks more and more of a certainty for the role of Maid Marian in Sir Ridley Scott’s forthcoming film Nottingham after Sienna Miller was apparently deemed too slim and youthful for the part. “I think Cate Blanchett is set to take the Maid Marian part,” says Mark Strong, who has already been signed up to play Sir Guy of Gisbourne. “She is a wonderful actress and it would make it a much classier film if she was in it.”
Mmm, classy. It’s true, Cate Blanchett does have that effect on movies. She’s not like that other braindead prostitute, no offense to anyone in particular. Basically, Cate Blanchett is to films what faux wood paneling and Corinthian leather toilet seats are to my apartment. Call me, ladies.


Yeah, but Sienna Miller is to films what that trippy Jim Morrison poster is to my bathroom; whatever that means.
So they’ve replaced one miserable cunt whose twat I didn’t want to see but did with another miserable cunt whose twat I’d probably gouge my eyes out if I did see?
Whatev.
That’s right, Sienna Miller is smoking hot, has one leg and just farted. Jealous?
Do you know what movie I really enjoyed Cate Blanchett in? . . .
I’d throw’er one. Or two. Gnome sayin?
Trust me guys, next to Russell Crowe, Cate Blanchett is going to look like Sienna Miller anyway.
That bitch was born 45.
Tagline: This IS your parents’ Robin Hood.
I’d Fry’er Tuck… Gnome sayin?
taking a dump in the hot tub
Or what I like to call The Al Dente Deuce.
Would I introduce her to Little John? Sherwood – Gnome sayin?
Little John is supposed to be bigger than Robin Hood and about the same age, right? I wonder if Tony Siragusa is interested in doing any acting.
I’d churn her butter, gnome sayin?
I think you just set a record for the least amount of time taken to make a schtick seem tired.
This Monday is sucking the funny out of our souls! FUCK MONDAY!!!!!
Just loosening up, getting a feel for the new character… Gnome sayin?
I gotta get the most out of these 234 email accounts I have now, gnome sayin?
So I guess they decided they could live with the thin part?