It sort of sucks for any actress who replaces Sienna Miller opposite Russell Crowe in Nottingham, since so far the official line on why she got fired is “too thin and pretty”.  Then again, skanks try to use that as an explanation for everything, even if they got kicked off a reality show for taking a dump in the hot tub.  “What, you saw it, those fat bitches were jealous of me.”  Anyway, today in one of their Pulitzer-caliber exposés, The Telegraph reports that Miller’s replacement MAY be Cate Blanchett.

Cate Blanchett looks more and more of a certainty for the role of Maid Marian in Sir Ridley Scott’s forthcoming film Nottingham after Sienna Miller was apparently deemed too slim and youthful for the part. “I think Cate Blanchett is set to take the Maid Marian part,” says Mark Strong, who has already been signed up to play Sir Guy of Gisbourne. “She is a wonderful actress and it would make it a much classier film if she was in it.”

Mmm, classy.  It’s true, Cate Blanchett does have that effect on movies.  She’s not like that other braindead prostitute, no offense to anyone in particular.  Basically, Cate Blanchett is to films what faux wood paneling and Corinthian leather toilet seats are to my apartment.  Call me, ladies.