Comments on: MICHAEL CERA FINALLY STOPS COCKBLOCKING

By: Stinky Peet

Stinky Peet — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:20:07 +0000

I’ve never seen this show either, but I won’t let that stop me from begging the producers to replace Portia diRossi in the film version. Ever since she went full lesbo she looks like she should have Wayland Flowers’ hand up her skirt.

By: Juan

Juan — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:14:15 +0000

Michael Cera agreed to do this because he was afraid Shia LeBoeuf was becoming too popular and there isn’t room enough in Hollywood for the both of them.

By: The Kurgan

The Kurgan — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:12:42 +0000

I guess Judd Apatow finally stopped accepting oral from Michael so he was like, “I need a paycheck, so why not?”.

By: Stone Soup

Stone Soup — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:07:38 +0000

I understand Cera was finally convinced by Will Arnett relentlessly doing his chicken impression every time they were together.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:04:10 +0000

Holding out on me will get you spooge in the hair while you sleep.

By: Juan

Juan — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:01:15 +0000

Michael Cera wasn’t holding out, he was just really busy. Had to pick up his dry cleaning, get a haircut, car needed an oil change, stuff like that.

By: jokerswild

jokerswild — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 15:00:52 +0000

It’s funny that Michael Cera was the last hold out in this cast. Whenever you see him on TV or in an interview or whatever he just seems like Everyday People.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:53:23 +0000

Yeah, it was super-bad.

By: Pauly Dangerously

Pauly Dangerously — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:52:42 +0000

Michael Cera just hasn’t been the same since I dianosed him with Williams Syndrome.

By: Deux-Deux-Deux

Deux-Deux-Deux — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 14:52:38 +0000

There’s still plenty of time to fuck this up.

/I understand Michael Bay might direct. Prepare for an exploding banana stand.