Penelope Cruz practicing her Sean Young impression
After the jump, watch the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s (Volver, Talk to Her) next film, Los Abrazos Rotos (Broken Embraces).
Broken Embraces is described as a four-way tale of amour-fou [crazy love, basically], shot in the style of ’50s American film noir at its most hard-boiled, and will mix references to works like Nicholas Ray’s “In a Lonely Place” and Vincente Minnelli’s “The Bad and the Beautiful,” with signature Almodóvar themes such as Fate, the mystery of creation, guilt, unscrupulous power, the eternal search of fathers for sons, and sons for fathers. [RopeofSilicon]
In other news, Zac Efron and Jonathan Rhys Meyers have just signed on for the sequel, Los Abrazos Jotos. (That’s right, I can make gay jokes in multiple languages. Call me ladies.)
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Every word in that synopsis is meant to be read through thick-rimmed glasses and steam coming off a cappucino.
Pedro Almodóvar made a movie named Volver? Was Guy Ritchie’s movie a sequel?
I went to Dennys and ordered hard-boiled film noir with my Moons Over My Hammy and the bitch waitress looked at me sideways.
Mickey Rourke is dedicating this film to Loki.
Volver, Talk to Her.
Tell her I wanna fuck her asshole out.
Volver, Talk to Her.
Tell her I want to put my “Tiny Boat” in her “Glass Bottle”.
I wouldn’t mind if she penelo-peed on me.
Volver, Talk to Her.
Tell her I left some spooge in her hair.
I have it on good authority that Pedro fires pistols into the air and screams “Remember the Almodóvar!” as he ejaculates.
Broken Embraces is what they call it when high schoolers are having sex and their parents walk in.
I tingle with anticipation. Almodovar-Cruz is an artistic union on par with Luketic-Heigl.
@orcla–Third Strike is what they call it when I’m having sex with a high schooler and the cops walk in.
I don’t need to be quite so subtle to tell gay jokes in other languages: Zac Efron likes it in his pooper.
While I’m aware it may not be as elegant, I think it’s just as poignant.
The Mighty Feklahr is sure Gimli would mistake Zac Efron for a goblin (albeit a totally femme goblin) and cave his skull in with the butt of his axe.
GRRR…JONATHAN RHYS-DAVIES!!!
Los Jotos grab you ass, los jotos kiss your face, los jotos lick your balls into outer space!
Does.
She.
Get.
Naked?
Zac Efron Hab SoSlI’ Quch!!!
(fucking amateurs…)
ac-Zay Efrron-ay is-ay ay-gay. (ay?)
Eh?
es-yay, ese
que?
Sure, Almodovar makes a movie about banging a coma chick and calls it Talk To Her, he wins awards. But when I make a documentary about the same thing and call it Schiavolver, I get my second strike.
/Broken Embraces indeed
Zac Efron cums Go-Gurt.
@bopa–I took the Mexican aptitude test. The ese T.
…the eternal search of fathers for sons, and sons for fathers.
Almodóvaury Povich, they call him.
watch the trailer for Pedro Almodóvar’s (Volver, Talk to Her) next film, Los Abrazos Rotos (Broken Embraces).
I voted for him.
I’d be down for some four way TAIL. You feel me ladies?
shot in the style of ’50s American film noir
Someone needs to warn Penelope – once you go noir, you never go back.
Eso si’, que es?
(Penelope has twenty pair)
pollo?
(Chicken?)
Something, something, Zac Efron, something, something, el bano (ban-yo).
^^^ Translation: Meet Zac Efron at the glory hole in the bathroom.
…the eternal search of fathers for sons, and sons for fathers.
Father’s Day in
HarlemNew OrleansEast L.A.?erswi, I think that only covers sons searching for their fathers.
Is she as crazy as her brother Tom?
Got it. Thanks for the clarification.
Fathers searching for sons would be the gay chat room you can find Zac Ephron at. He’s a “son”.
His screen name is Ins8iableBottom4SilverFox.
El homo czar is in charge of eradicating homosexuality in Mexico.
Don’t turn around, uh-oh
El homo czar’s in town, uh-oh
N’up.
Alles klar, Herr Homo-czar?
I, too, struggle with the mystery of creation. How do all the other kids in class make their clay look like people? I always end up with a lumpy pile of shit. The last clay art project I took home to my dad, he looked at it like it was a broken toy car and asked me if I was fucking threatening him.