Adventureland is director Greg Mottola’s follow-up to Superbad, starring the hilariously be-Jewfro’d Jesse Eisenberg and that chick from Twilight who’s apparently some kind of moron. I actually don’t need to tell you most of this, because if you watch the red-band trailer below, you’ll see it in title sequence. It’s nice how they put this together – they made it more a mashup of footage that doesn’t really giveaway the plot or the jokes, just text and brief snippets that sell the movie. It’s kind of a coming-of-age, teen sex comedy set in a theme park, based on Mottola’s own experience. Ha, “coming of age,” I just got that. And then I came.
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This makes sense of the Variety headline, ‘Greg Mottola, Fucking Retard.’ I thought it was an insult, not a human interest dating puff piece.
I hear the concession stands sell deep-fried bella creams.
It’ll be nice for this chick to finally get some real use of the mirror over her bed.
I found out that touching my boner felt good at a real early age. So by the time I hit my teens, I was a puberty pro.
Somewhere, Clint Eastwood read the “hilariously be-Jewfro’d” line and smiled.
Adventureland is what I call it when I make the kids find the surprise in the Magical Chocolate Tunnel.
It’s kind of a coming-of-age, teen sex comedy
As opposed to Twilight, which revolves around ages of not coming.
The audio alone was like someone reading my high school yearbook’s autograph section aloud.
One question – do we see her magic mountains?
I wonder if Adventureland is anything like SuckMyDick,Nephewland where my uncle used to always take me?
If this is a followup to “Superbad,” shouldn’t it be called “Super-Duper Bad”?
Because it looks super-duper bad.
“Don’t get all drunk and fall asleep or I’ll jack off on your face”
Are the fucking married or something?
I hear you’ll have to wait in line for an hour to get into the theater.
The only time a chick gives me a boner in a pool is if she’s practicing the dead man’s float.
2perbad
I can’t wait to take a 9th grader to this movie and, for once, not have to explain the jokes as she delivers an unsatisfactory hand job, using a melted Milk Dud for lubricant.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be a ‘getting caught jacking-off to scrambled porn’ scene.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be a ‘getting caught jacking off on the public pool’ scene.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be a ‘getting caught jacking off into a coon skin hat by my Step-dad’ scene.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be the ‘wearing a Hot Pocket as a condom’ scene.
Can we just prune down ‘comming of age’ to ‘cumming age.’ Just seems like all these films are about some dude trying to get a girl to milk his dick for him.
@Stone–all these dopey vampire movies for years, and nobody has explored the possibilities of a mirror over the bed. Genius!
I don’t use my beJewfroer nearly as much as my bedazzler.
I want to see someone make a coming-of age, teen sex tragedy.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be a ‘trying to fit my dick in a bottle to no avail’ scene.
Little known fact: Andy Samberg ages in reverse.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be a ‘getting caught jacking off by the baby-sitter while jacking off to the baby-sitter’ scene
The Curious Case of Andy Samberg?
Will that be a Forrest Gump remake too?
I don’t know about Adventureland, Kristen Stewart looks like an employee from Arby’s.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be a ‘getting caught jacking off to my little sisters 3 foot tall doll’ scene
I want to go to Adventland, but you can only go there for one month each year and that’s only if you’re not lactose intolerant.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, there would be a ‘Dateline NBC’ scene.
Supererbadder
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, I would be 30 years old with a Kinkos clerk behind the copy machine.
Clint Eastwood went to Adventureland once and just sat outside the exit of the roller coaster to call all the screaming kids “pussies” as they got off.
Adventureland: not quite Never Never Land, though everyone here is in their twenties acting like they’re fifteen.
If this were my coming-of-age, teen sex comedy, I’d be sneaking into nursing homes after hours to sex the alzheimer’s patients.
Mine would be the Watchmen of cumming of age, teen sex movies. Because everyone knows that girls don’t….nevermind.
Adventureland was the original name of Michael Jackson’s ranch, but he rejected it because it he wanted something more “pedophile-y” sounding.
If this were my coming of age, teen sex comedy, there’d be a “swimming in a pile of panties” scene.
Wait, Chino’s a girl?
Chino, I thought you were gonna say your load blows in slo-mo.
I call dibs on that porn copyright.
Of course. Can’t you see my gigantic click??
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