A CHRISTIAN BALE CLEARANCE SALE
02.05.09Hey, remember that one day when we made fun of Christian Bale? Whatever happened with that? Anyway, I’m glad this meme played itself out so quickly, because now I can go back to building a sculpture of afroninja out of bacon and feeding it to my dramatic chipmunk while singing Chocolate Rain and running over a local news reporter with my car. “Baba Booey Baba Booey Baba Booey!” I’ll shout.
“Bale Vs. O’Reilly” – pretty obvious, but not bad. [via SickPigs]
“Bale vs. O’Reilly” part Dieux. [via /Film]
“F-cking Newsies” – Eh. [via BWE]
“Bale vs. Lily Tomlin” – Ehhhhh… [via JoBlo]
“Bale Rant as Performed Verbatim by Real-Life Nerd Toby Radloff” – Um… Points for Autism? [via Blip]
Now, let us never speak of this again.
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Sexman has a video up that gives his take on the Christian Bale debacle.
I wish I could tell you what he thinks, but I had to turn it off.
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ahh well… there’s always gosling.
Should stop putting together my mashup of Christian and Bill’s temper tantrums set to music by The Who?
I was going to call it “Bale O’Reilly”.
I would take a bullet down my fucking pee hole form Steve Martin.
That rant is exactly what I used to yell at my daughter when she crapped in her diaper.
That rant is exactly what I would yell at my mom when she walked in on me fuckbating my bed pillow.
Jazz hands mother fucker.
I’ll admit, I didn’t really think any of these Christian Bale spoofs were that funny, but then Jessie in Accounting played it for the 11th time for Greg from the Promo Department, who then played it for Steve in Animation and now I definitely think that these spoofs are great. Right guys? Wright!? WRITE!!!
Chodin-go butter some English Muffins, you little bitch.
Whoa! I should put that in my resignation letter!
I hate Steve in animation. He always takes the last bagel.
My favorite part is when he said “fuck”.
It turned my pre-cum into post-cum.
You know what would be a delight? Have some sort of mash up between Bale and MLK’s “I have a dream” speech.
MLK: I have a dream that one day, little black girls and boys will be able to hold hands with little white girls and white boys.
Bale: Do I fuck with your lights.
No good? Okay I will move on.
Fek, stop using you and your wife’s safe word on me: “butter”.
Chodin, if you haven’t guessed that the safe word is “Dor sho gha!”, He doesn’t know what to tell you.
Stop lying, Fek. You know the safe word is now “butter”, ever since you retired the old safe word “low income housing”.
I’m so disappointed in Bale. There will never be a better time to yell “Don’t just stare at it, eat it.”
Bale wasn’t mad at that guy, he was just hoping to wake up Heath Ledger.
Dude is changing his name to Irish Catholic Bale.
Fek, make sure to add a “Fuck Marlene” to the letter, or it wont be your true self talking.
HEY, I FUCKING LIVE IN A TRAILER SO I CAN AFFORD TO BUY MORE
NEW ZEALAND SAUVIGNON BLANCDOMESTIC LITE BEER!!!OK, Vince, you’re right–this is played out. I’ll stop.
/Please please please let there be a tape from the set of Bale yelling at McG.
Actually, the real safe word is “safety”. That’s why I get all tingly when the defense scores two points!
New up, pedobear approved.
I’m so tired of it I don’t even want to comment on this thre… Wait a sec, BALE! SALE! THAT FUCKING RHYMES!
I’ve got nothing. I already used my “STFU Batnigger” joke 3 days ago.
Maybe Bale will get to yell at another type of “DP” if he wins the role of “guy getting 2 dicks in his ass” in the upcoming supernatural thriller “Spook Hunt”.
Thanks for the credit!