02.27.09 THE MOVIE THAT MADE ROSE MCGOWAN HARD
This is the trailer for 50 Dead Men Walking, based on the story of Martin McGartland, a British police recruit who infiltrates the IRA. It stars Jim Sturgess, Ben Kingsley, and Rose McGowan. It’s also the film that convinced Rose that she would’ve joined the IRA, if only she’d been born a Northern Irishman instead of a slutty actress.
Other notes: the song in the beginning is “Alternative Ulster” by the Stiff Little Fingers, and if you don’t like that song, it’s probably because you’re a f-cking idiot. Also: did anyone understand a single word of dialogue in that entire trailer? It’s no wonder Irish people are drunk all the time. Whenever they talk to me I just have to take a sip of my beer and nod like I understood. It’s true, taint bells are furrikin, I totally agree.
[via ThePlaylist]

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THE MOVIE THAT MADE ROSE MCGOWAN HARD
The Mighty Feklahr didn’t realize the Irish were so proficient with taxes! Harsh collecting methods, though…
There had better be a fucking Leprechaun.
There had better be a fucking potato famine.
If I saw Rose McGowan at the end of a rainbow, I’d probably just start plucking golden coins from her pussy and carefully placing them in my pocket.
I knew a kid in Jr. High named Ira and he was a total pussy.
50 dead men is the only way I can maintain an erection.
Ben Kingsley really ran with that Oscar, huh? Wow
There had better be a fucking Leprechaun famine.
The Irish do 2 things well: Car Bombs
Is it true that St Patrick threw potatoes at the snakes to drive them out of Ireland, thus starting the great Potato Famine?
Interesting headline since Rose McGowan hasn’t made me hard since she stripped for that retard in Going All The Way.
I think it was mostly the retard that did it for me.
Prison made me hard.
50 Dead Men Walking? Isn’t this a movie about 50 convicts who voluntarily opt for the electric chair after being subjected to unwanted, daily visits from Susan Sarandon?
Special K is giving me a Richard Gere calibre boner with that rug he’s got on.
Sidebar: It’s By-AW-pic, Lince, as in Hells nawww pic. By-OH-pic sounds harmful to the environment.
I would totally be the Easy E of the IRA.
You know who should join the IRA instead of McGowan?
Tim Roth
Don’t fuck with Nezzer. And I mean that literally.
Rose McGowan must have made a great impression on the filmmakers, I didn’t see her scraggly beak once in that entire trailer.
“Metrodome” is what I call getting my dick sucked on the subway.
Chino, you should have told some of us that before they got the clap.
Eib, you’d be lucky if you only got the clap.
The movie that made Rose McGowan Hard
Finally! Everyone was sick of waiting for Rigor Mortis to set in.
I’ve got only four questions about this movie . . .
Does?
She?
Get?
Naked?
If yes, I’m not interested.
No, she probably stays clothed, as Robert Rodriguez did not direct this
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