02.09.09 50 CENT AND SEXMAN ARE BEEFIN’

Worse, 50 Cent is making a zombie movie, Get Rich or Undie Tryin’.

Even worse is the new Jane Austen adaptation, 50 Cent and Sensibility.

I’m no expert in Orthodontics, but shouldn’t his teeth start coming together at some point?

Maybe his teeth are superconductor magnets.

50 Cent should offer a service where a hired thug comes over and shoots you nine times so his fans can get the authentic “Fiddy Experience”.

As a precaution, Sexman is apparently wearing a bullet-proof mouthpiece.

The Fiddy Cent action figure will have the “Bitch-Gimme-My-Money Throat Grip.”

I thought young white kids were the only ones who fell for Fiddy’s crap.

Looks like somebody’s lost his audience!

Sexman is upset because Fiddy is doing a campaign against tooth decay in which his character’s name is Gungevitus.

Sexman looks like one of those fish that cling to the aquarium glass. He keeps my monitor algae-free.

So, how many of Sexman’s 25 subscribers do you think are FilmDrunkards?

Just think. In five more years he’ll be pawning all those DVDs behind him for beer money.

I hear he’s teaming up with M. Night Shyamalan on “The 50th Cents.”

“I see dead people…who were once trying to get rich.”

My dick could fit between those two front teeth.

*chodin enters thread dragging woman by her pubes*

See, the cavemen were doing it all wrong. This is much more effective, especially with today’s economy.

Sexman is just bitter because 50 cent sounds like a great deal and his dentist should give him back a quarter.

Sexman, if you are gonna beef with Mr. Cent, please take them Babysitter’s Club and Goosebumps books off that shelf before you roll camera, ok?

JHC- “Maybe his teeth are superconductor magnets.”

I’m no physics expert (well I kind of am), but I believe that a simple polarity adjustment could bring them together.

Maybe he can write an anti-Fiddy rap with Rhymenoceros.

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And solve the mysteries of cold fusion, Tengo.

Fuck lefty bracket. Sell out WHOOOORE!

Sexman stabs babies.

Sexman should buy a bag of 50 Cent beauty products. Well, at least the bag.

Sexman is what Emma Watson would look like if she got in a car wreck and then decided to have nine consecutive gender reassignment surgeries.

I mooched on my own fame once. I couldn’t see for a week!

Sexman’s action figures are back there discussing how they can get the 1994 Sports Illustrated out from under his bed and read it.