500 Days of Summer played to rave reviews at Sundance, though of course those reviews come from the same people jerking off to Slumdog Millionaire. It bills itself as “Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love. Girl doesn’t.” Mmm, sounds rapemantic. It stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Zooey Deschanel, who as I’ve said before, is cute like a baby leopard cub, though I’d still like to bang her. So, pretty much exactly like a leopard cub. Anyway, movie looks like it falls somewhere between Garden State and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind on the hipster romance movie spectrum. I confess, I actually like both those movies*. Do I have to put on a scarf and sit in the corner listening to Vampire Weekend now?
*The latter much more than the former, but still…
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I would kill every single one of you for the opportunity to get into the Deschanel sisters pants at the same time.
Would probably do so just for one.
Is her sister Emily Deschanel from Bones? B/c if so, I’d like to order a Deschanel sandwich on myself.
Do I have to put on a scarf and sit in the corner listening to Vampire Weekend now?
This will be an acceptable penance, provided you tie the scarf in a Parisian knot like the fag that you are.
le Boosh
There really needs to be a much bigger picture of that first one. You know, for masturbating.
I was diagnosed as a rapemanicdepressive. But I’m cool with it, I’ll learn to manage, I guess. GRRRRR, NO I FUCKING WON’T!
Where’s Pauly?
Zooey! Don’t fall in love with him! He’s an alien! And not the manly kind like Keanu Reeves, either!
Honestly, you could put Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Cera, and Shia LeBoeuf in a big sack, shake it up, and I wouldn’t give a damn which one came out.
Juan, not that you give a damn, but I’m pretty sure Shia would be the one that needs to come out.
You’re always welcome in the corner, Vince. But you better not show up without either a leopard cub, a whopper or a bowl of weed.
Because he’s a homosexual, you see.
So cool, you guys get Chewey Zooey and I get Joseph Gordon-Levitt. SCORE!
I’d rather fuck a leopard cub than a Cheetah Girl.
It always freaks me out when the announcer says “coming soon”. It’s almost like they can see me masturbating.
Either way you’re going to end up with spots Donk.
First off, are people starting to spill over here from over there?
Secondly, I saw Slumdog Millionaire last weekend. I would agree with most of Vince’s review, except probably give it a C+ instead of a D-, simply because I love Danny Boyle’s directing style. Of the things that did irritate me about the film, the thing that bothered me the most was that they never showed Latika (the female lead) being interested in Jamal (male lead) at all. To me, Jamal was an obsessed stalker, and Latika just kind of went along with whatever was convenient.
“500 Days of Summer” is also known as “August” in Texas.
Latika was the dude who dropped spiny eggs on you from his cloud, right?
I heard that if Zooey has lesbian sex with Katy Perry the economy will right itself and global freezing will end.
500 days of summer is just known as Texas, really. Its supposed to be 80 Friday.
This girl has one of those blank looks. You know, the one that seems like she’s wondering if it’s a good time to suck a dick.
Erswi, yes, Bones chick is her sister.
I would bang Zooey
I really liked that Latika song Toy Soldiers.
They really should have just paid the extra $50 and gotten Morgan Freeman to do the voice-over.
Me: Hey, aren’t you Zooey Deschanel?
Girl: No.
Me: Well you should be.
Zoo-rape-a, Zoo-rape-a …
Secondly, I saw Slumdog Millionaire last weekend. I would agree with most of Vince’s review, except probably give it a C+ instead of a D-, simply because I love Danny Boyle’s directing style. Of the things that did irritate me about the film, the thing that bothered me the most was that they never showed Latika (the female lead) being interested in Jamal (male lead) at all. To me, Jamal was an obsessed stalker, and Latika just kind of went along with whatever was convenient.
Exactly. I can go along with cheesiness sometimes, but what was supposed to make me want to in Slumdog? Jamal wasn’t that likable and there wasn’t really any basis for his and Latika’s relationship. So why would I care if they end up together?
I went through the exact same thing in this movie.
I was madly in love with a girl and tried everything I could to make her love me. Finally, she fell asleep at my place and I whacked off on her face. After that we never really spoke again.
I’ve been told it’s one of the most tragic stories about love and not a love story.
Also, instead of the hipster music I think I was listening to The Offspring – Self Esteem.
Not to get off topic of the off topics, but I like the style of the preview in that it reminds me of the 70′s style of trailers… but God – why did you have to take Don LaFontaine!?
With how many times he said the title I thought I was watching the trailer for “Zardoz” and was expecting a diaper wearing Sean Connery to come in and rape her.
She’s proof that anorexia and plastic surgery do work!
Garden State is one of the worst movies of all time. I liked it when it was in theaters, so I watched it again with my girlfriend a couple days ago, and both of us agreed to turn it off a half an hour in. IT”S AWFUL!! really you want to fucking punch braff in the face for being so bland and boring. and all the characters suck. GOD IT JUST SUCKS!!!