A day with not one but TWO Jerry Bruckheimer trailers?  What God did I please! This one’s the international trailer for Confessions of a Shopaholic, and while I think that little firecrotch Isla Fisher is sexy as hell (not to mention a pretty good actress), the only thing worse than this trashy, obnoxious ode to obnoxious trash is its timing.  Economy in the shitter?  Banks failing, credit drying up?  Gosh, I can’t think of a better environment to release a film about some rich twat who can’t stop buying shiny shoes.  My releases, meanwhile, are always perfectly timed.  (Just before the kid wakes up).