A day with not one but TWO Jerry Bruckheimer trailers? What God did I please! This one’s the international trailer for Confessions of a Shopaholic, and while I think that little firecrotch Isla Fisher is sexy as hell (not to mention a pretty good actress), the only thing worse than this trashy, obnoxious ode to obnoxious trash is its timing. Economy in the shitter? Banks failing, credit drying up? Gosh, I can’t think of a better environment to release a film about some rich twat who can’t stop buying shiny shoes. My releases, meanwhile, are always perfectly timed. (Just before the kid wakes up).