
Paul Blart: Mall Cop earned $21.5 million dollars this weekend according to early projections, dropping only 32% from its haul last weekend and putting it on top for the second week in a row. “God is dead,” said industry insiders.
The closest thing to good news is that the awesome Gran Torino fell only 27% since last weekend after being out for seven weeks (a pretty solid performance), and Inkheart, Brendan Fraser’s latest lamefest, debuted a disappointing seventh. But in a week where Paul Blart‘s on top, good news is only good in the sense that you can eat all the ice cream you want and not gain weight, but only because you have cancer.
(full top 10 after the jump)
Movie Rev. Theaters Wks Avg./ Pct. Total
($mln) Theater Chg. ($mln)
1. Paul Blart $21.5 3,143 2 $6,841 -32 $64.8
2. Underworld 20.7 2,942 1 7,036 -- 20.7
3. Gran Torino 16.0 3,045 7 5,255 -27 97.6
4. Hotel Dogs 12.4 3,271 2 3,779 -27 37.0
5. Slumdog 10.6 1,411 11 7,477 80 55.9
6. My Bloody 10.1 2,534 2 3,966 -53 37.7
7. Inkheart 7.73 2,655 1 2,910 -- 7.73
8. Bride Wars 7.0 2,621 3 2,671 -40 48.7
9. Button 6.0 2,263 5 2,651 8 111.0
10. Notorious 5.7 1,641 2 3,473 -72 31.8[via Bloomberg]



Ol’ CCH hasn’t seen titty sweat like that since he cut Rosie O’Donnell in line at Quizno’s.
Good news! All my fingers are still attached!
Rock: 1
-20C temperatures: 0
and hell, we even caught some fish
Wait, I thought Paul Blart and Underworld 3 were the same movie? I must be confused since they’re based on the same thing: shit I don’t care about.
I was going to see Ink Heart, but when i found out that Kat Von D wasn’t in it, i just stayed home.
If you combine 6 and 8, I’d probably see that movie.
I saw The Wrestler this weekend. Great movie. Slightly irritated by the ending, but overall a wonderful film. Seriously, there’s like a ton of Marisa Tomei’s boobies in it.
Every time I see the words “Gran Torino”, I think it says “Gran Tortilla”, and I get really hungry for giant nachos.