I’ll say one thing for All About Steve, everything you need to know about it is right there in the title. Gimmicky? Unoriginal? Fantastically mediocre? Check, check, and check. It was directed by a guy named, I shit you not, P.T. Dangle, and written by Kim Barker whose only other credit is License to Wed, a movie that co-starred Robin Williams, Mandy Moore, and a robot baby. Care to guess the studio behind this one? Go ahead. Come on, I think you can figure this one out. Here’s a hint: It’s Fox. Who the hell else would it be. Anyway, on March 6th, be sure to check out All About Steve, or as I like to call it, Monkey Smearing Shit on His Own Face.
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I’d be more interested if this was “All About Cleave”
I thought Sandra Bullock died in a Chilean bus accident. I’m pretty sure Chris Kattan was on the same bus.
Damn the Simpsons! Fox may have died years ago if not for them!
I’m trying to figure out which is more realistic, Sandra Bullock being attractive or The Net.
*Head explodes*
Sandra Bullock has that waxy-face look that screams “cosmetic surgery.” Too bad she didn’t get have her obnoxious personality removed while she was in there.
P.T. Dangle
He’s got an angle
Makes a movie that
Makes ya wanta strangle…
Yourself.
BTW, “Monkey Smearing Shit on His Own Face” is Eddie Murphy’s new movie.
And NO, you racists, he does NOT play the Monkey.
(he’s the Shit)
Directed by P.T. Dangle, produced by I.P. Freely.
If my car drops below 50 MPH while racing away from the theater, well, that should be slow enough for my girlfriend to dive out and go see this piece of shit.
So let me see, the plot seems to be “girl chases guy who isn’t that interested in her,wackiness ensues in her cross-country stalking adventure.” Right? Oh why couldn’t this end in the logical, real-life way, with him stabbing her to death and dumping her carcass in the desert?
Hobo Joe from the 6th ave shelter says “Fuck Steve, he stole my cooking pot from my camp.”
Betsy from the Abused Women compound raves “Whipping and abuse are like laudanum; you have to double the dose as the sensibilities decline.”
Windshield Washer Robert ranted “My uncle never met an animal he didn’t want to kill.”
When reached for comment in the Panda Express parking lot Ol’ Red said “‘Rather watch Patton“
When pulled away from his meal, Walter from the preeway underpass said “They did the little boy turkey named Art… choke and then served his dead body with artichokes.”
New up with chocolate Jesus!
All I heard while this was playing was Garret Morris singing “I’m gonna get me a shotgun”
This movie doesn’t look half bad is you imagine it as a spiritual sequel to Requiem for a Dream and at some point Keith David’s gonna demand some ass-to-ass.
Have Sandra Bullock and Gerald Posner ever been seen in the same room?
Hmmm….
Now I feel like someone took a shit in my brain…
This is Fox’s answer to Watchmen