This video imagines what Jean-Claude Van Damme would be like as a kid. Cool video, but I bet the reality involved way more ballet classes. JCVD sucked, by the way.
[via /Film]
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Holy. Dick.
That was my wettest dream come true.
Needs more robot fucking.
What?
That accident was cause by a young Chong Li.
I wish it was more like the James Spader Crash.
He would have made a great chiropractor.
Oh Burnsy, I have to admit I love that movie.
Burnsy, mmmmmm . . . Kara Unger!
Not sure how many people will get that, but I like the way you think. And the way you smell.
Vince, will you be reviewing JCVD for us? Daddy, tell us a story
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, Richard Karn, Home Improvement‘s Al Borland, hadn’t grown a beard yet.
YOU SAID, NEEDS MORE ROBOT FUCKING!!!!
For his next trick, baby JCVD will break dance to a remixed version of the Sound of Music while eating Gerber’s mashed peas.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was breast fed.
By other women.
Jean Claude Van Damme was born with a boner.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was fed breasts.
At least he was too young to try to fuck the grandmother, as the older Jean Claude would.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was 38 years old.
For some reason, when I read the thread title I’m compelled to wear a black turtleneck, turn off the lights, and hold a flashlight under my chin.
While giving birth to Jean Claude, his mother poured glue and broken glass into her birth canal.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was a fourth degree black elastic diaper wasteband.
Jean Claude Van Damme was the winner of an inutero twin death match. The loser? Gerald Posner.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child he learned how to crawl.
On hot coals.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’UP!
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, his sippy cup was filled with the blood and tears of other children he’d killed.
JCVD loves robot music, doing the splits, and Asians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdA4pUAJjrk
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Holy. Dick.
That was my wettest dream come true.
Needs more robot fucking.
What?
That accident was cause by a young Chong Li.
I wish it was more like the James Spader Crash.
He would have made a great chiropractor.
Oh Burnsy, I have to admit I love that movie.
Burnsy, mmmmmm . . . Kara Unger!
I wish it was more like the James Spader Crash.
Not sure how many people will get that, but I like the way you think. And the way you smell.
Vince, will you be reviewing JCVD for us?
Daddy, tell us a story
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, Richard Karn, Home Improvement‘s Al Borland, hadn’t grown a beard yet.
Needs more robot fucking.
What?
YOU SAID, NEEDS MORE ROBOT FUCKING!!!!
For his next trick, baby JCVD will break dance to a remixed version of the Sound of Music while eating Gerber’s mashed peas.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was breast fed.
By other women.
Jean Claude Van Damme was born with a boner.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was fed breasts.
At least he was too young to try to fuck the grandmother, as the older Jean Claude would.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was 38 years old.
For some reason, when I read the thread title I’m compelled to wear a black turtleneck, turn off the lights, and hold a flashlight under my chin.
While giving birth to Jean Claude, his mother poured glue and broken glass into her birth canal.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, he was a fourth degree black elastic diaper wasteband.
Jean Claude Van Damme was the winner of an inutero twin death match. The loser? Gerald Posner.
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child he learned how to crawl.
On hot coals.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN’UP!
When Jean Claude Van Damme was a child, his sippy cup was filled with the blood and tears of other children he’d killed.
JCVD loves robot music, doing the splits, and Asians.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdA4pUAJjrk