WEEKEND LINK TIME FUN PARTY
01.24.09
Chodin made this picture. I rather enjoy it.
Patton Oswalt plugs The Fan by telling the legendary tales of Giants players he made up just now. Not quite the level of hilarity for which Patton is known, but I still want to pinch his widdow cheeks. [IFC]
Meet the new employees (with 80s montage). [Holy Taco]
Some friends of CollegeHumor made a pilot. Meanwhile, some friends of mine… *bursts into tears* Fine! I have no friends, are you happy now? [GraduatesPilot]
13 insanely horrible local TV ads. Can you tell me what kind of accent the people in the funeral home ad have? So that I can never go there? [ScreenJunkies]
The trailer for Iron Maiden: Flight 666 documentary makes me want to smell the glove. [TrailerAddict]
Colin Farrell and Keira Knightley join cast of London Blvd, Departed writer William Monahan’s directing debut. I hope the ending is just like The Departed, except Keira Knightly gets to eat a meal. [Empire]
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Iron Maiden: Flight 666. First showing? 2 Minutes to Midnight.
Fuck and Yeah.
In an M. Night Shyamalan movie:
Keira would eat the meal, have a sip of water, then immediately perish.
And Chodin had ample canvas space to work with.
Banner Pic: What Jager looks like in hell.
If I saw eight of those and Santa on my roof, I would set my house on fire.
The seveneth seat of the seventh row at the seventh screening.
I’d pay top dollar to have him stuffed and mounted on my wall.
I would do Keira nightly.
Oh, I get it! It’s a homonym!
Because her last name is “Knightley”, and it sounds just like “nightly”!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*dies of asphyxia*
haha, you died of assfixia by a homonym.
*sits up, magically resurrected*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*dies of asphyxia once again*
Isn’t “homo nymph” sort of a redundant term?
Or, wait…
Nicholope Cage?
Looks like the CGI budget of Ghost Rider 2 is wearing a little thin.
“Handtlers” help wipe your ass while you have your head up it.
This is what happens when you tell Nicholas Cage that he could’ve had a V8.
When Nic Cage has an idea, those hands hold the light bulb.
This is what happens when you ask Nic Cage to count higher than ten.
The Cage is my favourite man of actions.