Watchmen has a new featurette up on MySpace. I normally don’t like to watch making-ofs about movies I plan to see, but in this case, it may be all we get to see for quite some time. *sad trombone*
Watchmen has a new featurette up on MySpace. I normally don’t like to watch making-ofs about movies I plan to see, but in this case, it may be all we get to see for quite some time. *sad trombone*
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When will Fox release the Unmaking of Watchmen?
I bought a bootleg of the movie, but it was called Rolax-men.
By the way, the title of this post reminds me of some valuable advice I should pass along: it is in fact, not a good legal defense to claim that the chick wasn’t a “minor,” she was a “majorette.” Judges are surprisingly indifferent to lexical quirks.
Yep, still don’t care. If it doesn’t give us a gratuitous boob shot from Carla Gugino, I won’t ever care.
I hope it’s better than the original: Mystery men
Why write “*sad trombone*” when you can have the real thing?
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JHC, I like you and everything, but there is nothing gratuitous about a Carla Gugino boob shot and if you suggest otherwise ever again, I’ll sneak into your house and take a dump on your dog.
Rot, as much as my dog likes rolling around in shit, he won’t mind. I think I’m confused. Either I didn’t use gratuitous in the correct way or you’re gay. I’ve smelled your finger while you were sleeping and you don’t smell gay.
I’ll clear this up. I WANT TO SEE MORE OF HER TITS IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM.
Goddamn it, I’m not coming back until that damn clip stops playing without any help from me every time I refresh.
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year, Al!
It doesn’t autoplay for me. Then again, neither does my wife, so it must just be me.
Maybe if you’d refreshen up for her, she would autoplay.
Boot her JHC, and if that doesn’t work, re-boot.
Double click her mouse.
I tried all that shit. She keeps telling me my hard drive isn’t big enough. :-(
Need more RAM.
Vince is on this film’s nuts.
Blah, blah, blah, Watchmen. WHAT ABOUT HOTEL FOR DOGS???
That hamster was eating popcorn.
floggedhat, you sound hot.
Hotels for Birds are really cheep.
*chodin sits at super computer, cracks knuckles, pops finger digits and begins to download scat-based porn*
New year. Same shit.
By the time I finally sit down in a theater for ‘Watchmen’ a bunch of Mayans will be ushering that shit, the opening trailers will include ‘Justice League’ and Jesus H. Christ will be behind me, talking on his cell phone the entire time.
No way man. I wouldn’t be caught dead watching this in the theater. It took me 10 years after high school to wash the geek smell off of me. I’m not going back.
Hey, I’ll wait as long as I have to for ‘Watchmen’, just so long as it doesn’t steal the baton from my virginity.
Twenty-one years was a long time….a long, fucking time…
At this point, ‘Watchmen’ is like the chick who invites you over, makes you sit through a Kate Hudson movie, dry humps for twenty, but then kicks you out once your curious mittens reach for a mammary.
Cho – you be hangin’ wiff the wrong chicks, buddy.
Fuck. This. Movie.
Instead of this, you guys should watch “Pauly Dangerously’s ‘Tard of Love Short-Bus”.
*Pauly drunkenly throws a whiskey pint through a Rockey pinball machine* Fuck Fox.
Wow! Travolta’s son Jett died. That sucks. Even if his dad was a whack-job, nutsack.
*Watches Paulie throw a whiskey pint through a Rocky pinball machine on TV* ‘The fuck?
A Jett went down? Was it Al’ kada?
If Kelly Preston needs any sort of consoling, my penis would be more than happy to help quiet the sobs.
Speaking of Jett, that reminds me of the time I met a beautiful Nubian queen on Jet Magazine’s comment board. I met her in Sacramento for a cup of coffee and a blumpkin in a 7-11 bathroom. The next day I told the world our story via a Telemundo fan blog.
CrossCuntryHeat: I am hot because I am overweight, always sweating a little.
If Kelly Preston needs any sort of consoling, my penis would be more than happy to help quiet the sobs.
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Paul Reiser is also available if your penis isn’t up to the moment.
Oh, it’d be up for the moment. Tears, crying and sadness go hand in hand with my libido. Mostly mine, but I’d get through it for Kelly.
{crawls otu from between cushions on sofa}
Happy New Year fuckwrinkles!!!
{cuts hole around self in hardwood floor ala Bugys Bunny, falls through hole into black abyss}
I’m seriously conflicted now…
1) I hated 300 like a sickness, therefore I hate Snyder
2) Watchmen does look pretty fucken great
3) Snyder is wearing a Galactic Empire t-shirt …
Do I dare let another director into my heart after the Fincher Betrayal??
Curious Mittens sounds like a naughty kitty.
Or that 6 fingered chick from the last Bond.
Fox would have to be completely retarded to block the release of this . . . oh, shit.
Curious Mittens sounds like a cat that’s about to die.
I keep curious mittens in the glove box with my predator hands….
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I want to see this movie like I want to see my dick a microwave.
I’d watch that, Pauly. Have you got watertight distribution rights?
My Ballpark frank plumps when it cooks, Hoey. *wink, wink, hip thrust, hip thrust*
I feel ya, Pauly.
*nudge, nudge, touch-toes, face-plant*
Phew! Happy new year, everyfucker!
Was that the most epic Durst ever or is the site mad at me?